Fucking Machines

Fucking Machines

Ready to take a trip to pound town? They say robots will never replace human companionship, but we beg to differ. If you crave relentless, high-intensity sex, our Fucking Machines make surprisingly dependable auto-mates! We offer a variety of robotic pleasure systems and robo-cocks designed to meet your demand for unlimited penetration, whether your kink happens to be vaginal demolition or anal annihilation! Shop here for the BEST fucking machines from brands you know and trust, like Mod Designs, Evolved Novelties, Doc Johnson, Master Series, and COTR (makers of the Cowgirl Sex Machine.) And, with our discreet 100% discreet shopping and shipping, nobody has to know about your kinky purchase except you and your robotic fuck-friend. 

  • Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine - Black Thrusting Vibrator from Evolved Novelties

    Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine

    Evolved Novelties

    $130.00
    Limitless Play! Need a portable power tool? Our compact yet mighty Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine will leave no hole unpounded! There's nothing like a piston-powered prick to plow a hungry pussy or ass so Thrust & Go comes complete with two fun...
    $130.00
  • VeDO Hummer Masturbator for Men VeDO Hummer Masturbator - Transform your BJ's!

    VeDO Hummer Masturbator for Men

    VeDO Toys

    $250.00
    “Even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset..” ― Chuck Palahniuk Since the quest for fire or the invention of the wheel, mankind has been on an epic search for the ultimate...
    $250.00
  • The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine Award-winning saddle-shaped sex machine - the Cowgirl

    The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine

    COTR Inc

    $1,995.00
    Cowgirl Up! Imagine the ULTIMATE sex toy with the optimum shape and design for maximum sensation. Chances are it looks exactly like The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine! Concepted and designed by award-winning Sex Coach Alicia Sinclair, this...
    $1,995.00
  • Master Series Dicktator Thrusting Sex Machine Master Series Dicktator Thrusting Sex Machine

    Master Series Dicktator Thrusting Sex Machine

    Master Series

    $899.00
    Smashing performance. Control freak approved, the Master Series Dicktator allows you to master plan every detail of your BDSM scene. Adjust the height and angle of the machine to perfectly fit your sub, and then Use the multi-speed dial to play with...
    $899.00
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    Kink Fucking Machines - Power Banger from Doc Johnson Kink Fucking Machines - Power Banger

    Kink Fucking Machines - Power Banger

    Doc Johnson

    $391.00
    Here comes the BANG. Ready to take your sex life beyond the norm? In our innovative Kink Fucking Machines - Power Banger, you'll experience the life-changing power of 195 strokes per minute in one sleek, luxurious package.  Versatile and...
    $391.00