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Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things - we think you can have both at the same time with our Sexy Gifts For Men and Women. Here we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and Lingerie for Holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long - Who says you can't wrap up an orgasm? We also offer a huge selection of sexy and non-cringeworthy gifts for Special Occasions that will add a little spice to any Birthday, Bridal Shower, and Anniversary. For those who prefer to wrap up something more naughty than nice, our Cringe-Inducing Gag Gifts will inspire plenty of OMGs, LOLs, and hopefully a few ROLFs. And, our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your Sexy Gift will always arrive on time so you can get the party started!

  • The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book - Wood Rocket

    The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    More Fun Than Fornite! Looking for hot stepmoms in your area? Enjoy some full-grown fuckery with The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book. Perfect when paired with a juice box and a fruit roll-up, this 24-page tribute to cougar love will keep you...
    $14.00
  • Wood Rocket Clitoris Large Pin - Pink Pink Glitter Clit Pin

    Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    8,000 Nerve Endings Can't be Wrong.  Are you a proud member of the Cliteracy? Rock that BCE (big clit energy) and spread your pro-clit agenda with this Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket! A glittery anatomical rendering of your favorite...
    $10.99
  • Classic Porn Playing Cards from Wood Rocket Inside Desiree Cousteau playing card

    Classic Porn Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Add some GRINDHOUSE To Your Game.   Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky plot twists, but there's just something...
    $12.99
  • The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is jam-packed with your favorite hobby: BUTT STUFF. And,...
    $14.00
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    The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24 hot lesbian sex scenarios that are sure to hit the (G)...
    $14.00
  • The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    Raw and Uncut! Prefer your art therapy with a side of beefcake? Grab your crayons and get a load of The Gay Porn Coloring Book! Designed with 24 different hot gay sex scenarios, this boner's manual will have you working HARD on your coloring skills...
    $14.00
  • Nude Female Playing Cards Wood Rocket Nude Playing Cards

    Nude Female Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing Cards are sure to elevate your T & A game! This...
    $12.99
  • "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book for Adults "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book

    "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    IT'S THE TITS. Love those lady lumps? Our "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book is the TITS. The perfect feel-good gift for the breast fetishist, this adult coloring book is packed with lady lumps and jugs a-plenty! Whether you like em' big or small,...
    $14.00
  • Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket - Funny Gifts Magic Wand Lapel Pin

    Magic Wand Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    #TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your sleeve with our Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood...
    $10.99
  • "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin

    "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    Live, Laugh, Love..FUCK OFF.  Life is chaos so why beat around the bush? Wear your motto on your sleeve with our "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket! Perfect for PTA, HOA and board meetings, this angry enamel statement pin is...
    $10.99
  • Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin

    Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    Come To Daddy.  Wear your pride on your sleeve with our Sex Toy lapel pins from Wood Rocket! These soft enamel statement pins are a fun way to make your preferences known without having to say a word - like this Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin! If you want...
    $10.99