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Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things - we think you can have both at the same time with our Sexy Gifts For Men and Women. Here we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and Lingerie for Holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long - Who says you can't wrap up an orgasm? We also offer a huge selection of sexy and non-cringeworthy gifts for Special Occasions that will add a little spice to any Birthday, Bridal Shower, and Anniversary. For those who prefer to wrap up something more naughty than nice, our Cringe-Inducing Gag Gifts will inspire plenty of OMGs, LOLs, and hopefully a few ROLFs. And, our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your Sexy Gift will always arrive on time so you can get the party started!

  • "Make A Wish & Blow" Penis Party Candle

    "Make A Wish & Blow" Penis Party Candle

    Candyprints

    $6.00
    It aint' a party til' the dick gets LIT. Perfect for lighting up birthday cakes, bachelorette parties or any adult celebration, this "Make A Wish & Blow" Penis Party Candle will give wishes to all your best bitches! As the old song says, "When you...
    $6.00
  • Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon

    Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon

    Candyprints

    $3.25
    "Happy Birthday. Here's Your Fucking Ribbon." Does your buddy act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? Deliver a REAL birthday message without the flowers, teddy bears and -yawn- sappy Hallmark card prose with...
    $3.25
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    X-Rated Valentine Cards X-Rated Valentine Cards

    X-Rated Valentine Cards

    Candyprints

    $7.50
    Life's Too Short For Filters! Is your sappy grocery store Valentine's Day card sending the right message? Go beyond Hallmark with a card that says what's REALLY on your mind. Our X-Rated Valentine Cards get right to the point with a variety of...
    $7.50
  • Mini Penis Plates - Perfect For Bachelorette Parties Colorful Penis Plates - Pack of 8

    Penis Plates - Pack of 8

    Candyprints

    $6.00
    We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve them up at your next event and your party guests are sure...
    $6.00
  • Mini Penis Napkins - Bachelorette Party Decorations

    Penis Napkins - 8 Pack

    Candyprints

    $5.00
    Wipe your lips with Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics. Our Penis Napkins - 8 pack will turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party! And don't forget your matching Penis Plates! Package contains (8) 2-ply paper napkins...
    $5.00
  • Blow Job Party Bib - Gag Gifts For Adults

    BlowJob Bib

    Candyprints

    $4.99
    The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains and splatters are for newbies. REAL BlowJob Queens always carry our BJB (BlowJob Bib!) Wear your Blow Job Bib to your next Blind Date, Bachelorette Party, Birthday, or Board Meeting and let them know you can suck...
    $4.99
  • X-Rated Valentine's Candy Hearts

    X-Rated Valentine's Candy Hearts

    Candyprints

    $6.50
    Send A Naughty Message From The Heart. Want to give your lover something sweet to chew on? Sadly, those iconic heart-shaped candies you knew and loved as a kid are no longer available, but now we've got something even better with an adult twist! These...
    $6.50
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    X-Rated Heart Balloons

    X-Rated Heart Balloons

    Candyprints

    $5.25
    Looking for the perfect romantic gesture? This 8-pack of "Let's Fuck!" X-Rated Heart Balloons isn't it, but it will definitely set the tone on date night. Your loved one will be delighted that you took the time to blow each and every one (and hopefully...
    $5.25
  • Super Fun Penis Candy - 100 Pieces of mini dick tarts Colorful Penis Candy Suckers

    Super Fun Penis Candy

    Candyprints

    $4.99
    "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!" Everybody knows Candy Sprinkles make everything better!, which makes our versatile and inexpensive Super Fun Penis Candy is a must-have. Sprinkle it on Penis Cakes, Table Settings, or throw a few in your party invitations! Each...
    $4.99
  • Happy Fucking Birthday Plates - 8 Pack

    Happy Fucking Birthday Plates

    Candyprints

    $5.99
    Serve Up Some Sarcasm On A Plate! Need a perfect fucking complement for your birthday decorations? You don't want those assholes eating off your good china. Minimize the dishwashing - and your stress- with these disposable Happy Fucking Birthday Plates...
    $5.99
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    Happy Fucking Birthday Napkins - 8 Pack

    Happy Fucking Birthday Napkins

    Candyprints

    $3.99
    "Happy Birthday. Now Go Wipe Your Fucking Face." Planning a celebration? Serve up a little sarcasm with these Happy Fucking Birthday Napkins. Great for cleaning up nasty spills and birthday messes, these napkins pair perfectly with our fucking birthday...
    $3.99
  • Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons - 8 Pack

    Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons

    Candyprints

    MSRP: $4.00
    $3.99
    Balloons aren't just for kids parties anymore. Planning a celebration for someone full of hot air? Cheap, colorful and sarcastic - nothing creates an instant party atmosphere like these Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons. Perfect for spicing...
    MSRP: $4.00
    $3.99