Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant
Pjur
$32.50Slide Into Endless Bliss INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant brings you the kind of glide that feels expensive — because it is. Crafted in Germany by Pjur, this silky, pH-balanced formula delivers long-lasting moisture without glycerin, parabens,...$32.50 -
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NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
Now: $18.00Was: $22.00SEND A CLIMAX (IN A CARD!) Does your stressed-out friend, lover, or situationship need a serious vibe check? Skip the bubble bath and candles — the NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set delivers relaxation the fun way. Equal parts...Now: $18.00Was: $22.00 -
Pink Penis Wine Bag
Little Genie Games
$6.99“12 Inches. My Favorite Vintage!” Pairs well with wine, vibes, and poor impulse control. Got someone on your gift list who loves the hard stuff? Congratulations — you’ve found the crossover event of the season. The Pink...$6.99 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since the 1960s. No batteries. No explanation...$9.99 -
Bloomgasm Enchanted Rose Stimulator Lovers Gift Box
XR Brands
$74.00BLOW THEIR MIND. WIN THE GIFTING GAME. The flower she actually wants. Ready to finally give your partner a gift that doesn’t disappoint? Congratulations — you’ve found it. The Bloomgasm Enchanted Rose Stimulator Lovers Gift Box is proof...$74.00 -
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Two passions. One handy game plan. Life can’t all be football and handjobs… or can it? The Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator is a winning play for the gridiron-obsessed, combining two all-time favorites...Now: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole” food. Vegan-friendly, fruit-forward, and ideal for anyone who...$39.99 -
Lux Fetish Vinyl King Sized Bed Sheet
Lux Fetish
$25.00Because Only Martinis Should Be Dry. For when “we’ll just see where the night goes” is a blatant lie. Let’s be honest: nobody buys this Lux Fetish Vinyl Bed Sheet because they’re planning a quiet, wholesome evening...$25.00 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99(CUM) LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick… or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet, wild, and unapologetically messy party game! This is hand-to-gland combat at its finest: pump hard, pump fast, pump first—not...$49.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
Candyprints
$10.00From Here to DICKternity! Ready to upgrade your bridal bash from basic to balls-out? Say hello to the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner — the rose-gold crown jewel of bachelorette décor. At 16 inches tall and stretching across...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
Candyprints
$4.99Peak Dickoration! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Lucky for you, our Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is locked, loaded, and overflowing with pure TDE (Tiny Dick Energy™). These shiny little schlongs are the ultimate...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
Candyprints
$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a laugh before the first sip, this bad boy slips into...$6.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.