Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
MSRP: $6.50$5.00Tits a Wonderful Life. A sweet little tribute to everyone’s first fixation. Remember the first time you ever laid eyes on a truly impressive set of knockers? This Strawberry Booby Pop is here to help you relive that formative moment — one...MSRP: $6.50$5.00 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00Glow Up. Safe sex, but make it radioactive. Does your weiner crave attention? Same. The Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms are here to make sure no one loses track of the main event — even when the lights are off and the decisions are...$6.00 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$20.99What a Great (Cake) Rack! Bake something with serious support. Ready to serve dessert with stacked proportions? The Big Boobie Cake Pan lets you bake a show-stopping pair of breasts that no one at the party will forget — whether they want to or...$20.99 -
Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata
Pipedream
$29.99HIT THAT DICK! A well-hung party guest that's sure to break the ice, our Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata is even better than a male stripper! (Well, almost.) Truly cathartic for any woman that's ever been told not to "hit a man where it hurts," just fill...$29.99 -
Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan
Pipedream
MSRP: $26.00$20.99Bake Up One Beautiful Boner! Stuck with the same penis forever? You can enjoy a different dick every night of the week with our Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan. Perfect for Bachelorette Parties, this reusable aluminum cake pan will allow you to be your own Dick...MSRP: $26.00$20.99 -
Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker
Pipedream
$31.00Behold, The Biggest Dick at The Party! Sticking with the classic penis theme for your next bachelorette party? Go balls deep with our Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker! This titan of penis party decor stands at 6 feet, dwarfing everything in its...$31.00 -
Sportsheets "Under The Bed" Restraint System
Sportsheets
$72.00Open Wide. Stay There. Four cuffs. One bar. No negotiation. Meet The Sportsheets Bondage Bar—a deceptively simple piece of gear that immediately upgrades the power dynamic. Four adjustable cuffs clip onto a rigid spreader bar, keeping wrists,...$72.00 -
Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2 Pack
Hott Products
$12.00Baking Is FUN. Why overpay for a bakery when you can bake your own X-rated masterpiece? Our Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2-Pack lets you whip up delicious dick-shaped cakes—or go wild with giant jello shots. Two 10" pans mean double the...$12.00 -
Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit
Kama Sutra
$40.00Your Portable Escape Plan — No Passport Required. Need a sensual reset? A mood shift? A break from the chaos of being a functioning adult? The Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit is your go-anywhere, melt-everything mini retreat. Inside are five...$40.00 -
Multi-colored Dicky Sippy Straws
Kheper Games
$7.99Just The Tip! Making your party planning checklist? Don't forget the sippers! A Bachelorette Party isn't even a PARTY until your guests get their very own Multi-Colored Dicky Sippy Straws. And, once your Bride-To-Be wraps her lips around one of...$7.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We’ve Got a Full Plate (of Dicks!). Serve snacks. Serve audacity. Serve cock. Why settle for boring tableware when you can put the joke directly on the plate? These Penis Plates bring instant, unavoidable filth to any party — no setup...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$10.00The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical — designed for people who like their jokes filthy...$10.00


