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X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages
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$5.99SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word. Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with...$5.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
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$10.00FROM HERE TO DICKTERNITY! One penis. For the rest of your natural life. The Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner announces the bride's impending monogamy in enormous rose-gold foil letters...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
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$8.99PENISES. PENISES EVERYWHERE. And not a single one has offered to help clean up. The Glitterati Penis Party Confetti gives your bachelorette decorations a generous helping of tiny metallic dicks...$8.99 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
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$6.00PLEASE USE YOUR MANNERS. There are penises on the good napkins. The Glitterati Penis Party Napkins bring a little sophistication to the business of wiping cake frosting and questionable cocktails...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
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$10.00The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical...$10.00 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
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$5.99Eat a Bag of Dicks! Because sometimes a greeting card just doesn't cut it. Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges...$5.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
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$10.00How Low Can You Blow?! Because “happy birthday” was never enough. Does your birthday brat act like surviving another calendar year deserves a parade? Skip the sentiment and bring the...$10.00