Our 100% Discretion Guarantee


At Tabutoys.com we take your privacy seriously and we're not just saying that. (We hate spam too.)


We want your purchase to make you feel excited and sexually liberated, but the whole world doesn't have to know about it!

We’ve been trusted by our customers to offer secure shopping and discreet shipping since 1990, when people still used 28k modems.

We know shopping with us requires more trust on your part because (unlike car stereos or sneakers) we sell the kind of stuff that you’d probably prefer to keep private.

That's why make this commitment to you:

  • 100% Discretion: Your order information is strictly be between you and our Tabutoys.com. We will never provide your email or mailing address information to others without your consent. (Let’s leave friends, family and the Government of the Ukraine out of this.)
  • No spam: Outside of your specific order information, we won’t contact you with sales, contests, or promotions unless you ask us to - but you really should. Don’t you like us?
  • Secure Transactions: We maintain rigorous data security standards to ensure that your credit card information remains safe and secure.
  • Discreet Ordering: Your purchase will appear on your billing statement as“Kay Hill LTD”. (Wink-Wink.)
  • Discreet Shipping: Unlike our merchandise, our shipping containers are standard, boring, and not at all sexy.
  • Did we say Discreet? We’re saying it again: Unlike those other websites, we deliver through USPS, Federal Express and UPS – not air drop or singing clowns.

If you would like to know more about how we collect, store and protect your personal information, please read our standard, boring and not at all sexy Privacy Policy

“All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret.”

- Gabriel García Márquez