Our 100% Discretion Guarantee

We hate spam

We want your purchase to make you feel excited and sexually liberated, but the whole world doesn't have to know about it!

We’ve been trusted by our customers to offer secure shopping and discreet shipping since 1990, when people still used 28k modems. We know shopping with us requires more trust on your part because - (unlike car stereos or sneakers) - we sell the kind of stuff that you’d probably prefer to keep private.

That's why make this commitment to you:

  • 100% Discretion: Your order information is strictly be between you and our Tabutoys.com. We will never provide your email or mailing address information to others without your consent. (Let’s leave friends, family and Nigerian Princes out of this.)
  • No spam: Outside of your specific order information, we won’t contact you with sales, contests, or promotions unless you ask us to - but you really should. Don’t you like us? We like us.
  • Secure Transactions: We maintain rigorous data security standards to ensure that your credit card information remains safe and secure.
  • Discreet Ordering: Your purchase will appear on your billing statement as“Kay Hill LTD”. (Wink-Wink.)
  • Discreet Shipping: Unlike our merchandise, our shipping containers are standard, boring, and not at all sexy.
  • Did we say Discreet? We’re saying it again: Unlike those other websites, we deliver through USPS, Federal Express and UPS – not air drop or singing clowns.

If you would like to know more about how we collect, store and protect your personal information, please read our official, boring and not at all sexy Privacy Policy

Still not convinced? Contact us!
For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail at customerservice@tabutoys.com.

“All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret.”

- Gabriel García Márquez