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Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
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$10.00From Here to DICKternity! Ready to upgrade your bridal bash from basic to balls-out? Say hello to the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner — the rose-gold crown jewel of bachelorette...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
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$4.99Peak Dickoration! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Lucky for you, our Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is locked, loaded, and overflowing with pure TDE (Tiny Dick Energy™)...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
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$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a...$6.00 -
Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
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$10.00Love Is In The Air! What’s the real secret to a poppin’ bachelorette party? Sure, teamwork and planning help… but let’s be honest — it’s all about a giant, shiny...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
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$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Set the table, serve the drinks, and don’t forget the dicks. Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins are splashed with a rainbow of members, adding just the right touch of...$6.00 -
Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates
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$7.00The Main Dish! Stop overthinking the menu — your guests came hungry for one thing: D. Our Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates are here to serve it up, literally. At 7 inches long, these shiny...$7.00 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
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$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. Introducing the Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game — the one game where everyone wins (and everyone...$11.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
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$6.00We've got a Full Plate (OF DICKS!) Why settle for boring tableware when you can bring the party straight to the plate? Our Penis Plates (pack of 8) come with colorful cocks of every shape and size...$6.00 -
Penis Napkins - 8 Pack
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$6.00Wipe your lips with Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics - not bachelorette parties. Our Penis Napkins (8-pack) bring the laughs, the sass, and a whole lot of naughty to your...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
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$6.50The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real BlowJob Queens come prepared with the BJB (BlowJob Bib!). Rock this little number at your next bachelorette party, birthday bash, blind...$6.50 -
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X-Rated Valentine's Candy Hearts
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$6.50 - $32.00Send A Naughty Message From The Heart. Want to give your lover something sweet to chew on? Sadly, those iconic heart-shaped candies you knew and loved as a kid are no longer available, but now we've...$6.50 - $32.00 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
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$4.99EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Everybody knows candy sprinkles make everything better — so our Super Fun Penis Candy is basically a party essential. Sweet, tart, and totally cheeky, these little guys are...$4.99