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X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages
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$5.99SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word. Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with...$5.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
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$10.00From Here to DICKternity! Ready to upgrade your bridal bash from basic to balls-out? Say hello to the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner — the rose-gold crown jewel of bachelorette...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
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$4.99Peak Dickoration! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Lucky for you, our Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is locked, loaded, and overflowing with pure TDE (Tiny Dick Energy™)...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
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$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a...$6.00 -
Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
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$10.00Love Is In The Air! What’s the real secret to a poppin’ bachelorette party? Sure, teamwork and planning help… but let’s be honest — it’s all about a giant, shiny...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
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$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Set the table, serve the drinks, and don’t forget the dicks. Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins are splashed with a rainbow of members, adding just the right touch of...$6.00 -
Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates
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$7.00The Main Dish! Stop overthinking the menu — your guests came hungry for one thing: D. Our Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates are here to serve it up, literally. At 7 inches long, these shiny...$7.00 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
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$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Scratch. Dare. Drink. Regret later. Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. The Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game is the one game where...$11.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
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$6.00We’ve Got a Full Plate (of Dicks!). Serve snacks. Serve audacity. Serve cock. Why settle for boring tableware when you can put the joke directly on the plate? These Penis Plates bring instant,...$6.00 -
Penis Napkins - 8 Pack
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$6.00Wipe Your Lips With Dancing Dicks! Plain white napkins are for church picnics and awkward office lunches. These Penis Napkins are for bachelorette parties, birthday chaos, and tables that absolutely...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
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$6.50The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical...$6.50 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
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$5.99Eat a Bag of Dicks! Sweet, petty, and medically unnecessary. Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges. That’s why...$5.99