Fifty Shades Darker Beaded Clitoral Clamp

Because Presentation Is Everything 

You’ve accessorized your ears, your neck, and that tote bag from Anthropologie — so why not your clitoris? The Fifty Shades Darker Beaded Clitoral Clamp is here to say, “Sure, Brenda, you’re kinky now.”

Part intimate jewelry, part midlife rebrand, this sleek chrome clamp is the perfect introduction to “BDSM” for anyone whose idea of danger is ordering a second glass of Pinot. The dangling beads add just enough weight to make you feel like something’s happening, even if it’s mostly existential.

How To Use It

Pinch, adjust, admire your bravery. You can wear it during foreplay, at brunch (if you’re feeling bold), or while rereading the trilogy for the fourth time and wondering why Christian Grey talks like a malfunctioning GPS.

The Real Talk

We’ll level with you: it’s pretty, it pinches, and it might even make your clit feel fancy for a few minutes. Is it going to awaken your inner goddess? Maybe. But hey — it’s nickel-free, couple-friendly, and comes with a lovely satin bag.

Beaded Clitoral Clamp Key Features:

• Beaded clitoral clamp creates a delicious pinch to intensify solo play, foreplay, and sex. 
• Increases blood flow to the sensitive nerve-endings of the clitoris.
• Nickel-free metal clamp and weighted beads.
• Comes with a satin storage bag.
• From Lovehoney.

And Now, the Official Line (Because Legal Said We Have To):

Enjoy the Fifty Shades experience with the Official Pleasure Collection — developed by E.L. James herself, the woman who turned fanfiction into a global sexual rebrand. Each toy is beautifully packaged, discreet, and couple-friendly — safe enough for your first rodeo and classy enough to leave on the nightstand without terrifying the babysitter. Every item is body-safe, phthalate-free, and comes with a satin storage bag for when the in-laws show up unannounced.

“This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades of Grey,” says E.L. James. We believe her — and we’re both impressed and a little concerned.

We didn’t write the books, we just sell the merch. Don’t cancel us.