Fifty Shades "Greedy Girl" G-Spot Rabbit

You Deserve Excess.

Sometimes, greed is good. The Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit doesn’t just live up to the hype — it outperforms it. Designed to hit both of your power zones at once, this sleek dual-action vibe has two motors working in perfect, shameless sync: one for your G-spot, one for your clit, and zero for subtlety.

The curved shaft finds that elusive spot with laser-level precision while the long, flexible ears deliver the kind of consistent stimulation that’s less “tease” and more “take me to church.” With 3 speeds, 9 vibration patterns, and luxury construction, this is one of those rare toys that feels high-end, performs flawlessly, and doesn’t look like a crime scene prop.

How To Use It

Start slow. Add a little water-based lube. Then, experiment with intensity until you find your rhythm — or let the rabbit ears decide for you. When you’re on the edge, dial it back to build the suspense, then push the power again when you’re ready to claim what’s yours.

Available in two inclusive sizes and completely waterproof, rechargeable, and body-safe, the Greedy Girl is as practical as it is decadent.

The Real Talk

Yeah, it’s part of the Fifty Shades line. We know. But don’t let that stop you — this toy is the reason that franchise can still show its face in public. It’s a genuinely excellent rabbit: strong motors, refined design, and a sleek finish that says “luxury,” not “book club breakdown.”

Use it solo, share it with a partner, or wrap it up as a gift for someone who’s ready to upgrade from “starter toy” to “main character energy.”

Fifty Shades "Greedy Girl" G-Spot Rabbit Key Features:

• Ultra-Powerful Luxury Rabbit combines silky silicone with 36 possible vibration combinations.
• Not 1 but 2 motors power the robust vibrations in the shaft and clitoral stimulator for intense play.
• The motor in the shaft is bursting with 3 speeds and 9 patterns of vibration for an intense G-spot massage.
• USB rechargeable: Charge for 120 minutes for 60 minutes of powerful stimulation. 
• 100% Waterproof for easy cleaning, Comes with Satin Storage Bag.
• Standard Length: 9.5". Insertable length: 5.25". Circumference: 5.25".
• Slimline Length: 9". Insertable length: 5". Circumference: 4".

Fifty Shades Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator Reviews:

"..the biggest surprise for me was actually enjoying the clitoral rabbit-eared stimulator, which I usually forgo on other vibrators, because that much direct clitoral stimulation can be painful, or else steal the show when I’m trying to go for a blended orgasm instead. But let me break this down for you: The silicone is so velvety soft on this boi, and the rabbit ears are so long (and slightly bendy), that they will literally bend over backwards onto your clitoris with a kind of sentient pressure. " - Mary Francis Knapp, Vice.com

"..this combination sex toy is rechargeable with two motors for blended stimulation. It boasts a total of 36 possible vibration combinations to give you complete control over your masturbation, and it comes in a luxurious satin bag for gifting and discreet storage." - Glamour Magazine UK

"Staying faithful to the traditional rabbit vibrator design of a long shaft and two protruding rabbit ears, the Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator remains a favourite for fans of this bunny-shaped toy." - T3.com

And Now, the Official Line (Because Legal Said We Have To):

Enjoy the Fifty Shades experience with the Official Pleasure Collection — developed by E.L. James herself, the woman who turned fanfiction into a global sexual rebrand. Each toy is beautifully packaged, discreet, and couple-friendly — safe enough for your first rodeo and classy enough to leave on the nightstand without terrifying the babysitter. Every item is body-safe, phthalate-free, and comes with a satin storage bag for when the in-laws show up unannounced.

“This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades of Grey,” says E.L. James. We believe her — and we’re both impressed and a little concerned.

We didn’t write the books, we just sell the merch. Don’t cancel us.