Drunk Santa Says Card Game

MERRY DRUNK, I’M CHRISTMAS!
Because Santa saw what you did this year. And he’s judging you.

The foundation of any successful holiday party is simple: good cheer, terrible decisions, and alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Enter the Drunk Santa Says Card Game — the festive disaster your gathering didn’t know it needed.

Unlike drinking games that require athletic ability, coordination, or dignity (looking at you, Beer Pong), Drunk Santa Says can be played literally anywhere — couches, kitchen tables, hotel rooms, or wherever your family reunion starts going off the rails.

This is not a “sip politely and giggle” situation. This is Santa drunk on power, Mrs. Claus enforcing consequences, and you discovering which of your friends absolutely cannot be trusted with authority, alcohol, or both.

How To Play

Draw a card and obey Drunk Santa’s unhinged holiday demands.

Compete for Santa’s approval while Mrs. Claus gleefully hands out punishment.

Brace yourself for kisses, penalties, turn losses, and group-wide chaos thanks to Rudolph, Vixen, Mistletoe, Coal, and the Evil Elf.

Laugh. Drink. Regret nothing. Or everything.

Key Features

A VERY adult holiday drinking game starring a morally compromised Santa

53 poker-sized cards packed with rules, dares, and seasonal bad behavior

Designed for 3–20+ players, because bad ideas scale beautifully

Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater nights, and gatherings that need to loosen up immediately

No table required — just friends, booze, and poor impulse control

Keep the naughty rolling with Kheper Games!
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