John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic Cock
- SKU:
- DJ0275-02
- UPC:
- 782421506902
Description
Keep your pants flared and your holes prepared.
Strap in, star child — we’re spinning back to the scandalous ’70s, when coke was a food group, polyester was king, and John Holmes was the eighth wonder of the world. Didn’t live through the era? Don’t sweat it — the John Holmes ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock is your portal to pure disco decadence. Over a foot of vintage filth, strutting into your bedroom like it just left Studio 54.
This isn’t just nostalgia — this is porn archaeology. Dual Density ULTRASKYN means it’s soft on the outside, firm in the core, and faithful to the original monster that made America blush. Hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and 100% era-accurate — minus the sideburns and block heels.
John’s girthy glory isn’t subtle, it’s seismic. Every thrust is a Saturday night fever dream, and baby, you’re the dance floor. Stick him to any flat surface with that suction cup, or let him headline your harness for a live-action feature presentation.
Care & Feeding:
Keep it slick, superstar. Water-based lube only — because even disco has its rules. After the encore, clean with warm soapy water, let him air dry, and store away from the rest of your toy box — John doesn’t share the spotlight.
Lube Well, Take It Slow:
This isn’t a one-night stand; it’s a career move. Warm up, breathe, and remember: you’re not just taking a dildo — you’re taking a legend.
Specs: Overall Length: 13" | Insertable: 10" | Max Diameter: 3" | Circumference: 7.23"
"Heeere's Johnny!!!"
John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic Cock Product Specs:
• Handcrafted from ULTRASKYN, for The Ultimate Feel
• Molded Directly from John Holmes, the Original Male Porn Star
• Dual Density Design with Soft Exterior and Firm Core
• Thick, Textured Veins for Added Stimulation
• Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup for Hands-Free Play
• Vac-U-Lock and O-Ring Harness Compatible
• Includes Bag for Travel and Storage
• Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
• Proudly Made in America
Doc Johnson: American-Made Fun! Providing adults with exceptionally good times since 1976, this iconic pleasure brand is on a mission to keep the good times going strong with innovative sex toys that merge classic design with contemporary function. Now in its second generation as an adult industry leader, Doc Johnson is still family-owned and has grown to become the largest adult toy manufacturer in America.
Additional Information
Length: |
13 Inches |
Width/Diameter: |
2.5 Inches |
Material: |
UR3 |
Color: |
Light Skin Tone |
Safety Feature: |
Phthalates free |
Function: |
Vaginal or Anal Penetration |
Action: |
Non-Vibrating |
3 Reviews
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EXTREMELY Dissapointed
This is too heavy to remain stable when you attach the suction cup to the wall. Just slides right off, which defeats its entire purpose. Yes, I can attach it to the floor, but that is not why I bought it. Furthermore, your company won't even let me return it. I guess you don't want my business.
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Almost perfect
The new suction cup can't hold the weight so hard to use hands free
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The pic does not do it justice, it is HUGE
I have a fetish for seeing how big I can go so how could I NOT try out Johnny Wad??? Pulled this monster out of the box and this size queen said a little prayer! I have a lot of toys but this is not for newbies! It is heavy and the head is probably bigger than my fist. After I got lubed up and ready to go it took me a good hour just to halfway down the shaft. I couldn't make it to the balls. Made me feel like a damn virgin. I'm not gonna lie this is by far the biggest insertion I've ever attempted but the material is very squishy with a skinlike quality. One thing is that its so heavy and soft that it kind of flops over if you try to stick it to the wall. The floor worked better for me. And you will have to use A TON of lube to get this thing inside. Butt all in all this is one fun toy!
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