John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic Cock
- SKU:
- DJ0275-02
- UPC:
- 782421506902
Description
KEEP YOUR PANTS FLARED AND YOUR HOLES PREPARED.
The sexual revolution left behind one hell of a souvenir.
Strap in, star child — we’re spinning back to the scandalous ’70s, when coke was a food group, polyester was king, and John Holmes was the eighth wonder of the world. Didn’t live through the era? Don’t sweat it — the John Holmes ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock is your portal to pure disco decadence. Over a foot of vintage filth, strutting into your bedroom like it just left Studio 54.
Dual Density ULTRASKYN means it’s soft on the outside, firm in the core, and faithful to the original monster that made America blush. Hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and 100% era-accurate — minus the sideburns and block heels.
Every thrust is a Saturday night fever dream, and baby, you’re the dance floor. Stick him to any flat surface with that suction cup, or let him headline your harness for a live-action feature presentation.
"Heeere's Johnny!!!"
Best Viewed With
Insatiable • California Gigolo • Garters and Lace • Devil in Miss Jones 2
John Holmes ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock Key Features
Authentic Replica: Molded directly from John Holmes, the original male porn star.
Dual Density ULTRASKYN: Soft, lifelike exterior with a firm inner core for realistic sensation and support.
Realistic Texture: Thick, pronounced veins add stimulation with every stroke.
Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup: Attaches to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free play.
Harness Compatibility: Compatible with Vac-U-Lock and O-ring harnesses.
Travel & Storage: Includes a bag for convenient storage and travel.
Size & Dimensions: 13" overall length, 10" insertable length, 3" maximum diameter, and 7.23" circumference.
Materials: Dual Density ULTRASKYN; phthalate-free.
Made in America: Proudly handcrafted in the USA.
BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW
Care & Feeding: Keep it slick, superstar. Water-based lube only — because even disco has its rules. After the encore, clean with warm soapy water, let him air dry, and store away from the rest of your toy box — John doesn’t share the spotlight.
Lube Well, Take It Slow: This isn’t a one-night stand; it’s a career move. Warm up, breathe, and remember: you’re not just taking a dildo — you’re taking a legend.
Doc Johnson Signature Cocks: The Real Thing.
Since 1976, Doc Johnson has been making some of the most iconic toys in the industry—but the Signature Cocks collection is something else entirely. Molded directly from the biggest names in adult and crafted in lifelike ULTRASKYN™, every ridge, vein, curve, and ounce of weight is captured with obsessive precision. Each piece features Vac-U-Lock™ compatibility for hands-free, harness-ready, sex machine-ready action. American-made, body-safe, and built for fans who want the closest thing to the real deal.
Additional Information
Length: |
13 Inches |
Width/Diameter: |
2.5 Inches |
Material: |
UR3 |
Color: |
Light Skin Tone |
Safety Feature: |
Phthalates free |
Function: |
Vaginal or Anal Penetration |
Action: |
Non-Vibrating |
3 Reviews
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EXTREMELY Dissapointed
This is too heavy to remain stable when you attach the suction cup to the wall. Just slides right off, which defeats its entire purpose. Yes, I can attach it to the floor, but that is not why I bought it. Furthermore, your company won't even let me return it. I guess you don't want my business.
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Almost perfect
The new suction cup can't hold the weight so hard to use hands free
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The pic does not do it justice, it is HUGE
I have a fetish for seeing how big I can go so how could I NOT try out Johnny Wad??? Pulled this monster out of the box and this size queen said a little prayer! I have a lot of toys but this is not for newbies! It is heavy and the head is probably bigger than my fist. After I got lubed up and ready to go it took me a good hour just to halfway down the shaft. I couldn't make it to the balls. Made me feel like a damn virgin. I'm not gonna lie this is by far the biggest insertion I've ever attempted but the material is very squishy with a skinlike quality. One thing is that its so heavy and soft that it kind of flops over if you try to stick it to the wall. The floor worked better for me. And you will have to use A TON of lube to get this thing inside. Butt all in all this is one fun toy!
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