Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Sex Toys: Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making sex gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + sex toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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2 Fisted Grip 13-Inch Trainer Dildo
Icon Brands
$120.00ASS: EXPERT MODE.Things are about to get serious. Meet the 2 Fisted Grip Trainer, 13 inches of godless audacity. The game plan is brutally simple: work your way down the realistic shaft, encounter...$120.00 -
Long Logan 10 Inch Dildo
XR Brands
$42.00WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP-BRO?We’re going to need more lube. Meet Logan, our newest bro from the Master Cock Collection — dildos made for people who prefer things real, intense, and really, really BIG...$42.00 -
Mr. Ed 13-Inch Dildo With Balls & Suction Cup
Blush Toys
$59.99WHO’S A BIG BOY?Saddle the fuck up. Here’s one way to learn about animal husbandry: the Mr. Ed 13-Inch Realistic Dildo. With a massive head, thick shaft, sculpted veins and balls, Mr. Ed takes...$59.99 -
Dr. Skin 19 Inch Dildo
Blush Toys
$44.00WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER NIGHTSTAND.Because moderation is for other people. The Dr. Skin 19 Inch Dildo is so long it casts a shadow. This dildo is so long its head clears Earth's atmosphere. NASA...$44.00 -
Pleasure Fister Textured Glove
XR Brands
$46.00HELLO! NICE TO FIST YOU.Your hand just got a serious upgrade. The Pleasure Fister Textured Glove turns your entire hand into one wildly overqualified sex toy, with a different shape and texture on...$46.00 -
Vibepad 3 G-Spot Vibrator Grinding Pad
ORION
$179.99WELL, THAT SAVES A PILLOW. Some inventions were simply overdue. If you’ve been grinding against things since flip phones, technology has finally caught up. The Vibepad 3 G-Spot Vibrator Grinding Pad...$179.99 -
Jock Studs Power Rod Thrusting Ride-On Dildo
Curve Toys
$288.00WE KEPT THE IMPORTANT HALF. All the pelvis. None of the paperwork. The Jock Studs Power Rod Thrusting Ride-On Dildo cuts straight to the useful bits: a realistic silicone cock, balls, and a...$288.00 -
Le Wand Classique Hands-Free Massager Holder
Le Wand
$24.00LOOK. NO HANDS! Turn your favorite vibrator into a hands-free toy. The Le Wand Classique Hands-Free Massager Holder may be one of the most useful toy accessories we've seen in a while. Two...$24.00 -
Icicles Blue Swirl Inlay No. 8 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo
Pipedream
$57.00YES, IT'S AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS. The pleasure is in the details. The Icicles Blue Swirl Inlay No. 8 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo pairs a gorgeous blue inlay with a gently rippled shaft that feels every bit...$57.00 -
G-Play Lick Me Out Squirt Trainer
Xgen
$106.00THAT'S...A LOT GOING ON. And honestly, we're here for it. Newsflash: your clitoris is doing a lot more behind the scenes than most people realize. What we casually call the G-spot sits along the...$106.00 -
Le Coffret Prestige Locking Luxury Toy Vault
Strap-On-Me
$92.00BUY NICE. STORE NICE.Luxury deserves proper storage. You've spent serious money building your collection. Luxury toys deserve better than a crowded drawer or a plastic tote. Wrapped in sleek vegan...$92.00 -
Prisms Molten Wide Glass Butt Plug
XR Brands
$71.00SIZE QUEENS, HUMOR US.Not everything has to be a world record. Meet the Prisms Molten Wide Glass Butt Plug. Yes, the average beginner would look at this thing and immediately reconsider their life...$71.00