Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Sex Toys: Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making sex gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + sex toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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Triple Rider Remote-Control Ecstasy Rumbler
California Exotics
$150.00TOP THIS. Because every day should be hump day. If grinding gets you there faster, this is your warp-speed upgrade: The Triple Rider Remote-Control Ecstasy Rumbler is built for layered stimulation—front, center, and internal—so you’re...$150.00 -
Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$230.00ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY. Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You just want something that shows up, does...$230.00 -
Vibrating Tentacle Grinder
Evolved Novelties
$119.00UNDER THE SEA… BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Let's go down where it’s wetter. Down where it’s… better. Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, it’s a tentacle. A vibrating tentacle grinder, in fact. But we’re not here to...$119.00 -
Cowgirl Rodeo Rider Hands-Free Thrusting Grinder
Children Of The Revolution
$145.00RIDE FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. Small, fast, and WAY more effective than it looks. There’s a reason riding works. It’s not complicated—it’s pressure, rhythm, and movement working together in a way your body already understands...$145.00 -
Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex Machine
Children Of The Revolution
$350.00MEET YOUR EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT SADDLE Control + pressure + rhythm = orgasm unlock There’s a reason people like to ride things—and no, we’re not going to over-explain it. The Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex Machine taps directly into that...$350.00 -
Happy Rabbit Triple Curve
LoveHoney
$134.99ALL THE FEELS Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you 3 different orgasms. Happy Rabbit's Triple Curve is not here to play it safe. This is a full-body experience disguised as a vibrator—engineered by the pleasure nerds at Lovehoney to hit...$134.99 -
Little Secret Panty Vibrator
Playboy
$75.00Need some PDA? Let’s make it dangerous. Public. Private. Or somewhere irresponsibly in between. Every woman has her go-to underwear — but what if your plainest pair suddenly became a public display of arousal? Meet the Little Secret Panty...$75.00 -
Black Baller XL Graduated Beads – 19"
XR Brands
$102.00Wanna be a baller, backdoor scholar? 19-inch beads, gonna make you holler. If your life motto is “Go Big or Go Home,” Black Baller XL Graduated Beads by HOSED – 19" are here to show mere mortals how it’s done. Eight massive,...$102.00 -
10.5 Inch Vibrating Silicone Fisting Dildo
B-Vibe Toys
$104.00Luxury at First FistRefined shape. Relentless Sensation. This is not your average “extreme” toy — the b-Vibe 10.5" Vibrating Silicone Hand Fisting Dildo takes a concept that’s usually all brute force and gives it something...$104.00 -
Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe
Blush Toys
$117.00Strike First, Ask Questions Later Finally, a sex toy with witchcore energy. The Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe looks like a vibrator that slithered out of a metal album cover and into a sex dungeon. It’s a glowing serpent with a lightning-filled orb...$117.00 -
Mr. Prostate
Zero Tolerance
$100.00Because Sometimes, the Best Surprises Come from Behind. Turns out the rumors about the back door were true. Meet Mr. Prostate — a powerful little overachiever designed to take the guesswork out of prostate play. With dual motors, a rotating tip,...$100.00 -
Dorcel Thrust Blow Pro
Marc Dorcel Sex Toys
$150.00TRUST THE THRUST.Because your wrist shouldn’t be the hardest-working part of the experience. Classic jack-off sleeves get the job done — but they also require effort. And honestly… ain’t nobody got time for that. The Dorcel...$150.00
Tabutoys is your playground for dildos, vibrators, bondage gear, sex furniture, and all the sex toys your wildest fantasies can handle. Whatever you’re into, we’ve got the products to take it up a notch. We don’t do discrimination—everyone deserves mind-blowing orgasms, whether you’re dipping your toes into erotic sex toys for the first time or you’ve already racked up fifty safe words this month.
We know everyone’s kinks are unique, and your sexual preferences deserve to be respected when shopping for adult toys. That’s why Tabutoys carries an insane variety of erotic sex toys—everything you’re looking for, plus the weird stuff and some extra freaky BDSM shit you didn’t even know you wanted. So go ahead, unleash your inner freak, explore our goods, and maybe even discover a new side of yourself. We definitely hope you do.
Sex toys: cheaper than therapy, way more fun.
Listen, everybody’s got their thing. Some people like vanilla, some like sprinkles, and some like being tied up and spanked while wearing a latex horse mask. No judgment here. That’s why Tabutoys carries a wild buffet of sex toys—seriously, enough options to make your browser history blush. We’re talking the basics, the bizarre, and the “oh my god, who thought of that?” kind of fun.
Get weird. Seriously—zero guilt required. Tabutoys exists to make your pleasure unapologetically fun, and if you’ve got questions, kinks, or just need someone to confirm whether that toy goes there (spoiler: probably yes), our friendly team is here for you. We actually love hearing from fellow freaks-in-arms.
And don’t sweat the packaging—your goodies show up in a box so boring, your nosy neighbor will think you ordered printer ink. Your secrets (and orgasms) are safe with us.