Roses Are Red. Pants Are Optional.

A Valentine’s card that delivers the message and the buzz.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, please take off your pants.” Romantic? Maybe not. Effective? Absolutely.

This Valentine’s Day, skip the sad teddy bears and safe-for-work greeting cards. On the sexiest holiday of the year, your gift should actually do something. Enter the NaughtyVibes Valentine’s Day Card & Mini Vibe — a cheeky upgrade to your usual gifting routine, powered by Rock Candy Toys and very much not approved by Grandma.

Designed for very adult gifting, this playful set delivers a heartfelt message wrapped in an orgasm. The card itself is blank inside, so you can write exactly what you’re thinking — sweet, filthy, or somewhere deliciously in between.

And tucked inside? A tiny Rock Candy vibrator that turns your Valentine’s note into a full-on experience. With 10 buzz-worthy speeds, it’s better than chocolates, lasts longer than flowers, and gets straight to the point.

Naughty Greeting Card & Mini Vibrator Key Features

A flirty Valentine’s greeting card paired with a discreet mini vibrator for gifting that doesn’t play it safe.

Mix sweet words with spicy fun — each card includes a buzzing surprise ready to bring the message to life.

Includes a complimentary Fresh Vibes towelette for easy post-Valentine’s clean-up.

Set includes: Blank greeting card, bullet vibrator, and vibrator cleansing wipe.

Card Size: A2 – 4.25" x 5.5".

KushKards
KushKards are trendy, clever, fun, and subversive greeting cards for a new generation. In our technology-driven world, people have an even greater appreciation for thoughtful handwritten tokens of love, lust, and appreciation, making KushKards a timeless and authentic gesture.

Rock Candy Toys
Rock Candy Toys bring the joy and excitement of a classic candy shop straight into the bedroom. With kaleidoscopic colors and delectable textures, this body-safe collection is designed to satisfy your sweet spot — no sugar crash included.