Pipedream Extreme "Fuck Me" Mega Masturbator

Now With 100% Less Human Interaction!

Let’s face it, champ — you weren’t going to make small talk anyway. The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is here to end your long and emotionally complicated relationship with your right hand. Big enough to qualify as a roommate, soft enough to ruin you for actual people. She's a 22-pound shrine to your commitment to not making eye contact with another human female until at least 2029.

Let’s not pretend this is a “toy.” This is a relationship. She’s big enough to require her own zip code and heavy enough to throw your back out if you’re not stretching. But damn, she’s loyal.

Crafted from Fantaflesh™, she jiggles, claps, and forgives your search history. Her bubble butt, tight waist, and two realistic tunnels are here to convince you you’re in a loving, stable situationship. Spoiler: you’re not — but she’ll never ghost you, either.

How To Use It

Add lube. Lube is not optional. Drop her on a bed, desk, or that gamer chair you definitely should have cleaned first, and go to town. Doggy, missionary, or whatever you saw at 3AM on page seven of Pornhub — she won’t judge. Her dual tunnels are extra deep for maximum ego fulfillment.

Powering Up

No batteries. No Bluetooth. No awkward goodbyes. Just physics, gravity, and desperation. Comes with a starter kit (lube, cleaner, and a XXX DVD) because Pipedream knows you haven’t left the house since the MCU Phase 3 finale.

After the Afterglow

Flush her out with warm water and toy cleaner — not through the air hole, Einstein — and let her dry. Do not submerge. We know she’s waterproof in your dreams, but in real life, she’s basically a gremlin.

Store her somewhere safe, like the bottom of your closet or under that pile of broken controllers. She’ll be there when the WiFi goes out.

"Fuck Me" Mega Masturbator Key features:

• This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing!
• Dimensions: Overall Length - 14.5", Width - 14", Insertable Length - 9.5". Weight: 22 pounds.

Blow off some steam with Pipedream Extreme! This signature collection of dolls, masturbation sleeves and strokers gives you permission to explore your wildest desires. Made from the most realistic materials on earth, each Extreme product is designed to take a dicking and keep on ticking. Inspired by your favorite porn stars, refined by Pipedream, this fantasy-focused toy range is the ultimate in male pleasure.