Foreplay Glow Dice

Roll, Sigh, Repeat

So…you bought the Foreplay Glow Dice thinking they’d magically turn your love life into a steamy Netflix special? Cute. Let’s be real: these dice are about as sexually charged as a Hallmark special. One Action die (LICK, KISS, BLOW, TEASE, MASSAGE, TOUCH) and one Bodypart die (LIPS, NIPPLES, BODY, BOOBS, TOES?)—wow, groundbreaking. Truly, someone deserves a medal for “most generic foreplay accessory ever invented.”

Sure, roll them if you want. Maybe they’ll help you “decide” where to start—because heaven forbid you use your brain or, you know, your hands. But if it all goes south? Easy. You can always blame it on the dice. Genius. Honestly, we can't believe we even sell these things.

But wait - it gets worse. Feast your eyes on this:

Glow Dice Key Features:

• Two dice: one Action, one Bodypart. Yawn city. You're better than this. 
• Glow-in-the-dark because apparently basic isn’t exciting enough on its own.
• Perfect for couples who need something to blame when foreplay flops.
• Lightweight, portable, and profoundly underwhelming.
• Seriously, why?

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