"Win My Pussy" Dice Game

Always Bet On Pussy

Think you’re ready for high-stakes bedroom action? LOL, calm down. These “Win My Pussy” Dice are as basic as it gets—five little cubes of chance that somehow still manage to make her the winner every time. Seriously, if you were hoping for strategy, innovation, or anything that makes you feel like a clever player… nope. Just roll, watch, and accept that the pussy always wins.

Simple to play: black dice = him, red dice = her. Each set comes with an action die and a body part die. Roll, obey, repeat. Winner chooses the outcome (which, spoiler, won’t change much). 

Disclaimer: Clearly, we are not fans of dice. But if they work for you, we couldn’t be happier.

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