Welcome to Tabutoys. Don’t let our name mislead you - we believe taboos are meant to be broken. Stigmas? Trashed. Bedroom shame? Never met it. Pleasure isn’t quiet here. It isn’t polite. It doesn’t apologize or ask permission. It stretches, laughs, moans, experiments, and occasionally scares the algorithm.
You do YOU: Loudly. Joyfully. Frequently. (We’ll keep the toys charged.)
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Kai 2 Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
Honey Play Box
$100.00We Googled Your Symptoms. Turns Out You Just Need a Blowjob. Minimalist design. Maximum suction. Absolutely no chill. Guys, pull down your boxers—we need to talk. KAI 2 is here to change your life... -
Slip Of The Tongue
Evolved Novelties
$92.00A Tongue That Understands the Assignment Because enthusiasm is good—but technique is better. Introducing Slip Of The Tongue. Great oral sex isn't just about intensity—it’s control. That's why this... -
Sucking Good Rechargeable Vibrating Pump
Zero Tolerance
$132.00The Pump That Doesn’t Feel Like Work It vibrates. It strokes. It sucks. And yes—it still does the pump thing. Some guys are curious about pumping. Some guys hear “routine” and immediately check out... -
"WE JUST HAD SEX IN HERE" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00Not to Brag, But… Some moments deserve to be commemorated. This candle exists for one reason: to quietly (or not so quietly) mark an achievement. Light it after you do the deed (or when you're about...


