Classic Dildos
Classic Dildos
Classic Dildos: Batteries not included.
Unlike vibrators, dildos are low-tech, manually powered, and utterly dependable—perfect for anyone who loves vaginal or anal penetration without a single confusing button. At Tabutoys, we’ve curated the best classic dildos in every shape, size, and color imaginable: There’s always a dildo here ready to hit the spot. Affordable and versatile, our dildos aren’t just stand-ins for a real penis—they’re stars in their own right. So go ahead… let the right dildo in.
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Sweet-N-Hard Large Dildos - 3 Colors
Blush Toys
$24.00SUGAR RUSH. Six and a quarter inches of sweetness you can actually feel. The Blush Sweet-N-Hard Large Dildo is a colorful piece of eye candy with a decidedly grown-up appetite. Its thick, fl$24.00 -
Love To Love Dildolls
Love To Love
$52.00NEXT STOP: WONDERLAND. One-way ticket to a very happy ending. The Love To Love Dildolls Curved Dildo looks like something plucked from a candy-colored fairy tale, with dreamy pastel shades a$52.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99WELL, THAT’S FUCKING MAGICAL. Fairy tales left out the good part. If Lisa Frank had made an adults-only notebook, there would be a picture of the Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo on the cover...$84.99 -
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Lollicock 7" Silicone Glow Dildo
Curve Toys
Now: $42.00Was: $56.00LET THERE BE DICK. And on the eighth day, somebody made it glow. The Lollicock 7" Silicone Glow Dildo is a perfectly respectable-looking cock, assuming your definition of respectable includeNow: $42.00Was: $56.00 -
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Dildolls 24K Gold Extravaganza
Love To Love
Now: $45.00Was: $55.00A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. Six inches of French decadence, with actual 24K gold. The Dildolls 24K Gold Extravaganza is what happens when the French decide an ordinary dildo simply isn't extravagaNow: $45.00Was: $55.00 -
Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong - 5"
NS Novelties
$29.99THE GLOW JOB. Who needs a nightlight when you've got this? The Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong is a realistic little cock that glows in the dark. Because apparently, somebody looked at a perfect$29.99 -
King Cock Clear 8" Cock with Balls
Pipedream
$46.00A VERY TRANSPARENT RELATIONSHIP. Finally, a cock with absolutely no secrets. The King Cock Clear 8" Cock with Balls leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Eight thick, insertable inch$46.00 -
Curious Five Solid Silicone 5" Dildo
Pipedream
$40.00Best All-Around! If you're a seasoned dildo lover, there's probably a hierarchy to your sex toy collection: There's the dildo you can use for vaginal play, the dildo you'll use for anal play and the...$40.00 -
Love Notes Believe Silicone Suction Cup Dildo
NS Novelties
$26.00SUCH A SWEET LITTLE THING. Sometimes a good dildo is all you need. The Love Notes Believe Silicone Suction Cup Dildo is a pretty little pleasure with a gentle curve, subtle ridges, and a smooth,...$26.00