Cocktopus Monster Dong

CLOSE YOUR LEGS, CTHULHU.

This is not what Lovecraft had in mind.

Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? Meet the Creature Cocks Cocktopus Monster Dong, a creepy abomination that slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest nightmares come true. Swirled in oceanic greens, yellows and blues, this multicolored mollusk looks like something Poseidon keeps hidden in the back of his nightstand.

Cocktopus starts innocently enough with a narrow, tapered tip. Keep going and things get considerably less innocent. Dual rows of raised suckers run down the shaft with thick, meaty ridges between them, gradually building toward a frankly preposterous 3.4-inch maximum diameter.

That combination of curve and texture gives G-Spots and P-Spots plenty to contend with, while the soft exterior and firmer core provide enough flex to maneuver this thing once you’ve made the terrible decision to invite it aboard.

Creature Cocks Cocktopus Monster Dong Key Features

Dual Rows of Suckers
Raised octopus suckers run along the shaft with a thick, meaty ridge between each row for intense texture as Cocktopus moves against the body.

Tapered to Absolutely Fucking Not
The narrow 1-inch tip provides a gradual beginning before Cocktopus expands to a massive 3.4-inch maximum diameter.

8.5 Inches of Sea Monster
Measures 8.5 inches overall with 7.6 inches of insertable length.

Soft Outside, Firm Inside
The premium silicone exterior has plenty of squish and flexibility, while the firmer core provides enough structure for controlled movement.

Hands-Free or Harness Play
A suction-cup base anchors Cocktopus to smooth, flat surfaces and is compatible with a strap-on harness for creature roleplay.

Body-Safe Silicone
Made from premium phthalate-free silicone in swirling greens, yellows and blues.

BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW

Before you heed the call of Cthulhu, use plenty of hybrid or water-based lubricant. After the sea monster has been subdued, wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner, rinse well and allow to dry completely.

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