For Couples
For Couples
For When You've Tried Everything... Except This.
The honeymoon phase is overrated. The real fun starts when you know each other well enough to get weird. Whether you're shopping for couples' toys, edible massage oils, pegging gear, remote-control toys, adult games, or bondage, we've got everything you need to turn an ordinary night into one you'll still be talking about next week.
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Extreme Obedience Love Seat
XR Brands
$1,799.00PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.Your evening has been arranged. Introducing the Extreme Obedience Love Seat: one chair, multiple functions, all extremely well thought out. This versatile piece of dungeon...$1,799.00 -
Deluxe Wand Saddle
XR Brands
$192.00YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS, MILADY.We ride at approximately 6,000 RPM. The Deluxe Wand Saddle turns your favorite power wand into a hands-free ride-on toy, with a 7-inch deep, open-ended pocket that...$192.00 -
Kennel Adjustable BDSM Cage With Padded Board
Master Series
$1,899.00WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?Positive reinforcement is an important part of training. Good behavior begins with clear expectations, consistent boundaries and proper training. The Kennel Adjustable BDSM Cage...$1,899.00 -
Extreme Bondage Table
Master Series
$1,048.00PLEASE TAKE YOUR POSITION.If you're at the table, you're already on the menu. Welcome. We’ve been expecting you. May we tell you about our special this evening? The Master Series Extreme Bondage...$1,048.00 -
20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards
Kheper Games
$10.99FINALLY. THEY'RE ACTUALLY NAKED. These are not your mom's hen-night cards. You know those "naked men" playing cards where nobody is actually naked? Not these. 20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards...$10.99 -
Nu Sensuelle's Endure Remote Control Bullet Ring
Nu Sensuelle
$84.00GET TO THE FINISH LINE TOGETHER. Finally, a remote control worth fighting over. Nu Sensuelle's Endure Remote Control Rechargeable Bullet Ring gives both of you something to get excited about. Its...$84.00 -
Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game
Kheper Games
$9.99TOO HIGH FOR CHARADES? Roll with this. Too baked to even roll a joint? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. Dope Dice is the perfect group activity for those “I can’t feel my legs” kind of nights. It’s...$9.99 -
Couples Choice 2-in-1 Vaginal & Anal Vibrator
Couples Choice
$83.00SHARING IS CARING.It's only weird if you make it weird. Most vibrators are built for one person, but not the Couples Choice 2-in-1 Vaginal & Anal Vibrator. This one was built to be shared as a...$83.00 -
Couple's Therapy Multi-Zone Massager
Evolved Novelties
$90.00THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF COUPLE'S THERAPY YOU DREAD. Less talking about your feelings. More feeling everything. Who says foreplay is hard? Couple's Therapy isn&rsquo$90.00 -
Satisfyer Plug & Play 1 Multi Vibe
Satisfyer
$100.00WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? We thought that too. Until we tried it. Turns out the Satisfyer Plug & Play 1 Multi Vibe isn't one of those products that makes sense at$100.00 -
Talk For Hours - Conversation Cards for Couples
Why Don't We
$24.00Your Relationship Called. It Needs New Material. Because “how was your day?” only goes so far. The Why Don’t We Talk$24.00 -
Majestic Mount Queening & Positioning Stool
Creative Conceptions
$100.00Now Serving: You "Please Form a Line." The Majestic Mount Queening & Positioning Stool is built for one thing: putting you in the perfect position for oral sex. Elevated, supported, and completely in...$100.00
DON'T FORGET THE EXTRAS.
 Personal Lubricants |
 Toy Cleaner |
 Toy Storage |
YOU DON'T NEED A REASON.
Nobody needs an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a carefully planned "date night" to have great sex. Sometimes you're just scrolling around, one of you says, "Well... that's interesting," and five minutes later you're both standing in the kitchen trying to decide whether buying a remote-control vibrator counts as being responsible adults. We like to think it does.
The truth is, the best couples aren't necessarily the most adventurous—they're the ones who stay curious. They aren't worried about looking silly, trying something that ends up being a flop, or laughing halfway through because the plan went completely off the rails. That's kind of the point. Great sex isn't a performance. It's two people having fun together.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Sex Life Is YOUR Business.)
At Tabutoys, we believe everyone deserves a few unforgettable nights. We also understand that not everyone wants to explain why they're suddenly sprinting to the mailbox. That's why every order ships in plain packaging with discreet billing, so the only people who know what's inside are the ones opening the box.
Your neighbors will assume it's printer ink. Your coworkers will think it's vitamins. Your mother will never know. And honestly, we'd like to keep it that way.