Mr. Ed 13-Inch Dildo With Balls & Suction Cup

WHO’S A BIG BOY?
Saddle the fuck up.

Here’s one way to learn about animal husbandry: the Mr. Ed 13-Inch Realistic Dildo. With a massive head, thick shaft, sculpted veins and balls, Mr. Ed takes realistic proportions and throws them straight out the barn door. The Soft, flexible material gives him a remarkably lifelike look and feel.

A strong suction cup keeps Mr. Ed planted for hands-free play, and he’s harness compatible when you’re ready to saddle up. Whatever keeps you freaks in the bedroom and out of the barn.

Key Features

Built Like A Clydesdale
Mr. Ed measures 13 inches overall with 11 inches of insertable length and an imposing 2.5-inch width.

Soft, Realistic Dr. Skin
Flexible, non-porous PVC combines a soft feel with a sculpted head, prominent veins, thick shaft and detailed balls.

Hands-Free Horseplay
A sturdy suction cup base secures to clean, smooth surfaces for hands-free positioning.

Harness Compatible
The base also works with compatible strap-on harnesses for partner play.

Body-Safe Material
Lab-tested PVC is free from fragrance, paraffins, phthalates and latex.

Colors: Tan or Black
Total Length: 13 inches
Insertable Length: 11 inches
Width: 2.5 inches
Material: Non-porous PVC

Before & After The Afterglow

ALL. THE. LUBE. Mr. Ed is one big ride, so this is not the occasion for a modest squirt and a can-do attitude. Coat him generously with a compatible lubricant, keep the bottle within reach, and reapply whenever you need it. Take your time, work gradually, and never force additional depth.

After play, wash thoroughly with warm water and fragrance-free soap or your favorite toy cleaner. Allow it to dry completely before storing separately in a cool, dry place. Brush him down, put him in the stable and tell him he’s a good boy.

Blush Novelties

Blush creates playful, body-safe pleasure products with a focus on modern design, premium materials, and performance that punches above its price tag. Known for bold styling, smart features, and motors that know how to make an impression, Blush builds toys that feel as good as they look—and look good enough to leave on your nightstand.