Pour Me 8 Inches.

Because every great party deserves bad ideas and cold drinks.

You know what every party could use? A little more spectacle. Enter the Huge Penis Ice Luge — the frozen centerpiece that takes your average gathering and erects it into a full-blown event.

Unlike traditional ice sculptures that just sit there looking polite, this one actually gets involved. Simply freeze, pour, and let your favorite adult beverage flow through the built-in channel, chilling it as it goes and delivering it straight into waiting glasses (or willing participants' mouths). Classy? Debatable. Memorable? Absolutely.

Whether it’s a birthday, bachelor or bachelorette party, or any adult get-together that’s already gone off the rails, this ice luge brings the chaos in the best possible way. Prepare to luge responsibly. Or don’t.

Key Features

A novelty ice luge that adds an X-rated twist to classic party drinkware
Hollow channel allows beverages to flow through and chill as they pour
Mold fits most standard-sized freezers and fills easily through the top opening
Best results when filled to 90% and frozen for 24–48 hours, depending on freezer settings
Placing ice around the base helps maintain temperature during use

Play Wiv Me Games

Play Wiv Me Games creates bold, ridiculous icebreakers designed to destroy awkwardness and kick-start unforgettable parties. From adult games to novelty party pieces, their products exist to turn boredom into bad ideas done right.