Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.00Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.00 -
Afterglow Massage Candles
JimmyJane
$24.99Get into your date-night groove! Need a little romantic inspo? JimmyJane's Afterglow Massage Candles are the secret sauce to a sexy evening! Not just another pretty scented candle, Afterglow is designed to put you in the mood. Light and relax as the soft...$24.99 -
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Swan Personal Massage System
Swan Vibes
Now: $99.99Was: $119.99Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes! Feeling "knotty?" Relaxation and recovery is right at your fingertips with the Swan Personal Massage System. The next best thing to having an at-home massage therapist, Swan is ergonomically designed device that brings...Now: $99.99Was: $119.99 -
"Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00SPECIAL DELIVERY Is it your special day? Since you don't look a day over SEXY AF, we want to reward you with the best gift of all: BUTT STUFF! Birthday presents can make your whole day but this "Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card will make your...$5.00 -
In-Cock-Nito Hidden Eggplant Flask
Kheper Games
$8.99"EYES UP HERE." Nothing sucks the fun out of an event like long lines and expensive drinks, unlike this In-Cock-Nito Eggplant Flask. Shaped like everyone's favorite sexual euphemism, this well-hung vegetable provides two important party functions:...$8.99 -
Drink If...Bar Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99The Party Game With 1200 Reasons To Drink Are you getting ready to spend another night at the bar droning on about sports, kids, and taxes? BO-RING! Whip out your Drink If...Bar Card Game and get FILTHY! This hilarious drinking game is packed with...$14.99 -
Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Party Cards
Kheper Games
$7.00For a party she’ll never forget REMEMBER. Want to take your girl's night from PG to totally raunchy? These Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Party Cards are the perfect way to steer the activities in the right (or shall we say RAUNCH?) direction. Great...$7.00 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Question: What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Oral sex isn't just our favorite Pornhub category - it's a way of life. That's why The Oral Sex Coloring Book will literally blow your mind. This sexy, adults-only coloring book...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$10.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. The world is full of assholes, but do you know one that needs special recognition? Give them the one-finger salute they deserve with the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy. We all know that assholes LOVE to "tell it like it is"...$10.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99 -
Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast. Leave your maturity level and your bra at the door with our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card! Perfect for friends or friends with benefits - (AKA BOOBS!) - this card is blank so you...$5.00