It’s Called Self-Care. Look It Up.

Because mindfulness is cheaper when it comes with filth.

If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we’d like to gently suggest coloring. Specifically, The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever — a wildly inappropriate stress-relief activity packed with absurd, X-rated illustrations and zero judgment.

This is not your grandma’s floral mandala situation. It’s a glossy-covered descent into filthy creativity, designed for people who process stress by laughing, coloring, and questioning their life choices. No prescription required. Just grab your “art supplies,” take a breath, and color your way to inner peace. Or something close enough.

Key Features

A creatively filthy coloring book made for adults who cope through humor
24 hilariously inappropriate illustrations printed on thick 80# stock
Glossy full-color cover that looks innocent until it very much isn’t
Works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers
An unhinged gift for friends, partners, or anyone who definitely shouldn’t bring this to work

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.