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Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket

  • Wood Rocket Clitoris Large Pin - Pink Pink Glitter Clit Pin

    Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    8,000 Nerve Endings Can't be Wrong.  Are you a proud member of the Cliteracy? Rock that BCE (big clit energy) and spread your pro-clit agenda with this Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin from Wood...
    $10.99
  • Classic Porn Playing Cards from Wood Rocket Inside Desiree Cousteau playing card

    Classic Porn Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Add some GRINDHOUSE To Your Game.   Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Maybe it's the grainy film or those...
    $12.99
  • The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $15.00
    Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is...
    $15.00
  • The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $15.00
    How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24...
    $15.00
  • The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $15.00
    Raw and Uncut! Prefer your art therapy with a side of beefcake? Grab your crayons and get a load of The Gay Porn Coloring Book! Designed with 24 different hot gay sex scenarios, this boner's manual...
    $15.00
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    Nude Female Playing Cards Wood Rocket Nude Playing Cards

    Nude Female Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing...
    $12.99
  • He/him pronoun lapel pin - Gender Expression Products They/Them pronoun lapel pin - Gender Expression Products

    Wood Rocket Pronoun Lapel Pins

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself." Don't keep em' guessing - ROCK your gender identity with these Wood Rocket Pronoun Lapel Pins! Whether you're Cis, Trans, Nonbinary, Queer - or simply human -...
    $10.99
  • "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book for Adults "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book

    "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    IT'S THE TITS. Love those lady lumps? Our "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book is the TITS. The perfect feel-good gift for the breast fetishist, this adult coloring book is packed with lady lumps...
    $12.99
  • Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket - Funny Gifts Magic Wand Lapel Pin

    Magic Wand Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    #TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your...
    $10.99
  • "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin

    "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    Live, Laugh, Love..FUCK OFF.  Life is chaos so why beat around the bush? Wear your motto on your sleeve with our "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket! Perfect for PTA, HOA...
    $10.99
  • Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin

    Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    Come To Daddy.  Wear your pride on your sleeve with our Sex Toy lapel pins from Wood Rocket! These soft enamel statement pins are a fun way to make your preferences known without having to say a...
    $10.99