Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket

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    $14.99
    Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that just puts us in the Holiday spiri..Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a waste of...
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  • "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin

    "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin

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    $10.00
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    $12.99
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  • DADDY fan - Perfect for Pride Festivals and Gay Circuit Parties

    DADDY Fan

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    $20.00
    COME TO DADDY!  If you want to advertise your Daddy status, that beard and sleeve tattoo combo is SO last year. Let the boys know you're ready to play ball with Wood Rocket's DADDY FAN...
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    Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice

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    Dice, Dice, Baby! Forget tame sex games. When they go high, we roll LOW with these Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice! Created for all kinds of fun couples, we’ve taken the tried-and-true dice...
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    Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice

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    Do you listen to the girl in red? Forget tame sex games. When they go high, we roll LOW with these Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice! Created for all kinds of fun couples, we’ve taken the tried-and-true...
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    Sounds Gay, I'm In. Forget tame sex games. When they go high, we roll LOW with these Gay A.F. Sex Dice For Men! Created for all kinds of fun couples, we’ve amped up the tried-and-true dice...
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  • The Oral Sex Coloring Book The Oral Sex Coloring Book

    The Oral Sex Coloring Book

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    $12.99
    Question: What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Oral sex isn't just our favorite Pornhub category - it's a way of life. That's why The Oral Sex Coloring Book will literally...
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    Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book

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    $12.99
    Don't Grow Up - It Sucks! Remember when you were young and couldn't wait to grow up, but soon discovered life wasn't all fast cars and cupcakes? You traded wild parties for parent/teacher conferences...
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  • Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book - Wood Rocket

    Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book

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    $12.99
    MEMBERS ONLY! Most of us can agree that everything looks better in HD (huge dicks.) If you WILLY love the DILLY, this Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is the sausage party you've been waiting for!...
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  • The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book - Wood Rocket

    The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book

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    $12.99
    More Fun Than Fortnite! Looking for hot stepmoms in your area? Enjoy some full-grown fuckery with The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book. Perfect when paired with a juice box and a fruit roll-up,...
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    Wood Rocket Clitoris Large Pin - Pink Pink Glitter Clit Pin

    Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin

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    $10.99
    8,000 Nerve Endings Can't be Wrong.  Are you a proud member of the Cliteracy? Rock that BCE (big clit energy) and spread your pro-clit agenda with this Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin from Wood...
    $10.99