Wipe Your Lips With Dancing Dicks!

Plain white napkins are for church picnics and awkward office lunches. These Penis Napkins are for bachelorette parties, birthday chaos, and tables that absolutely should not be taken seriously.

Each napkin features a parade of colorful, carefree dicks dancing their way across your party spread. Pair them with the matching Penis Plates and you’ve officially committed to the bit — snacks, drinks, and dignity optional.

They’re durable, absorbent, and just inappropriate enough to make guests laugh before they even take a bite. Because if you’re throwing a naughty party, every detail should pull its weight.

Key Features

Pack of 8 penis-themed party napkins
Durable 2-ply paper construction
Perfect companion to matching Penis Plates
Ideal for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and raunchy celebrations
Disposable for easy cleanup after the chaos

Candyprints

Candyprints serves up sweet, sassy, and seriously naughty fun. From cheeky candy and hilarious gag gifts to over-the-top balloons and raunchy party supplies, this brand delivers everything you need to make birthdays, bachelorette blowouts, and adult celebrations unforgettable. Stock up, turn up, and let the innuendos fly.