PLEASE TO MEAT YOU.

The Sport Fucker MEAT Asslock Harness is not subtle. And it is absolutely not here to hold your hand through a gentle journey of self-discovery. This beefy little bastard combines a cockring, ball stretcher, and prostate plug into one gloriously aggressive piece of silicone engineering designed to squeeze, tug, stretch, and press all the right buttons at the exact same time.

Here’s how this monster works: the upper loop wraps snugly around the base of the shaft while the lower opening drops behind the balls, creating tension that pulls everything downward into a tighter, heavier-feeling fit. Attached at the rear is a thick 1.75-inch anal ball that seats firmly inside while the harness stays anchored against the body during wear.

The result? Constant pressure against the prostate, heavier-feeling balls, a more locked-in erection, and the kind of “holy shit” fullness that makes standing up suddenly feel like a personal decision.

Key Features

3-in-1 Asslock Design
Functions as a cockring, ball stretcher, and anal plug simultaneously for full lower-body restraint and stimulation.

1.75" Asslock Ball
A thick, rounded anal ball delivers serious fullness and prostate pressure once seated.

Tension-Based Fit
The harness design creates downward pull behind the balls while helping maintain a firmer-feeling erection during wear.

Soft Stretch Silicone
Made from ultra-flexible silicone with a dense, grippy feel that stretches comfortably while still keeping everything locked into place.

Hands-Free Pressure
Built to stay anchored during movement, thrusting, edging, oral, or whatever bad decisions happen after midnight.

Hardcore Fetish Styling
Minimalist design with unmistakable Sport Fucker branding that looks like it belongs in a dungeon locker room — because honestly, it probably does.

Why You're Gonna Love It

Meat's downward tension creates a heavier hang on your balls, the cockring fit helps trap pressure at the base of your dick, and the rear ball keeps steady stimulation locked against the prostate while you move. Some guys wear toys. This thing wears you.

Before & After The Afterglow

This harness absolutely demands a generous amount of quality water-based lubricant during insertion and extended wear. Do not try to “tough guy” your way through dry silicone friction unless your evening plans include regret and waddling.

After use, wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner, paying close attention to all inner curves and contact points. Dry completely before storing somewhere discreet, dust-free, and safely hidden from judgmental houseguests who already ask too many questions.

And maybe don’t leave this one sitting openly on the bathroom counter unless you’re prepared to have a very specific conversation.

Sport Fucker: Fuck Like A Legend!

Born in California, Sport Fucker makes fetish gear for people who prefer their toys the same way they prefer their hookups: rough, durable, and impossible to ignore. From platinum silicone dildos to plugs and sounds that could survive a small earthquake, these unapologetically hardcore toys are built to take a pounding and keep on ticking — just like you.