Vac-U-Lock X Fantasy Fuckers Green Serpent

WHEN THIS DONG SLITHERS IN WITH A BIG TOOTHY GRIN...

THAT'S A-MORAY.

Ready for a real creature feature? Meet the Fantasy Fuckers Green Serpent Dildo. Inspired by cult horror flicks and deep-water nightmares, this scaly beast combines a broad curved head, textured dorsal ridge, and heavily textured lower shaft. If your idea of relaxation involves aggressive G-spot or P-spot attention, you've found your monster.

At 8 inches long with a maximum diameter of 2.25 inches and a substantial 7-inch circumference, the Green Serpent combines serious girth, aggressive texture, and a dramatic curve to explore your deep end.

Use it with your favorite strap-on harness, or any compatible Vac-U-Lock accessory—because sea monsters shouldn't be limited to a single adventure.

Key Features

Compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses, handles, and accessories.
Creature-inspired fantasy design with deepwater green finish.
Broad curved head for targeted G-spot or P-spot stimulation.
Textured dorsal ridge adds intense sensation along one side.
Heavily textured lower shaft creates extra fullness and pressure.
Premium body-safe silicone construction.
Phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, nonporous, and odorless.
O-ring harness compatible.
Suction cup base for hands-free play.
Waterproof for bath, shower, and easy cleaning.
Designed for experienced fantasy adventurers.

Fit & Sizing

Total Length: 8 inches (20.3 cm)
Insertable Length: 7.5 inches (19.1 cm)
Diameter: 2.25 inches (5.7 cm) at widest point
Circumference: 7 inches (17.8 cm) at widest point

Creature Care & Materials

Made from premium body-safe silicone, the Green Serpent is nonporous, phthalate-free, and easy to clean. Wash before and after each use with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. Allow to dry completely before storing.

Use only water-based lubricant with silicone toys. Avoid silicone-based lubricants, which may damage the material.

Fantasy Fuckers

Welcome to Fantasy Fuckers, Doc Johnson's collection of mythical creatures, fantasy-inspired shapes, and delightfully questionable life choices. Built from premium silicone and fully compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system, these colorful attachments let you add a little fantasy to your favorite harness, handle, or machine setup. Whether you're collecting creatures, chasing rainbows, or simply looking for something different, Fantasy Fuckers proves that imagination and silicone have always gotten along suspiciously well.