King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo

SNAKES. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES?

Because apparently a regular dildo wasn’t fucked up enough.

Some people are afraid of snakes. Some people keep them as pets. And then there’s you, looking at the Creature Cocks King Cobra X-Large Silicone Dildo and thinking, I wonder if that would fit in my ass.

Congratulations. We have your snake.

This deeply alarming reptile comes complete with scales, a flared cobra hood, two unblinking eyes and a tapered head designed to make your terrible idea considerably easier to begin. The rest of him is thick, textured and built for people whose ophidiophilia has progressed beyond anything a terrarium can reasonably provide.

Thankfully, there are no fangs. There is, however, a 2.5-inch maximum diameter, which feels like an important distinction when choosing which part of a cobra you’d like to be afraid of.

Creature Cocks King Cobra X-Large Silicone Dildo Key Features

Full Cobra Design
A sculpted snake head, flared hood, scales and staring eyes bring an uncomfortable degree of realism to the proceedings.

Tapered Cobra Head
The rounded, narrowing tip provides a more gradual start before reaching the much wider hood and shaft.

Seriously Thick
Measures 14 inches overall with a formidable 2.5-inch maximum diameter. This is not your first snake.

Textured Silicone
Detailed reptilian texture runs along the body, while premium phthalate-free silicone keeps the construction flexible and body-safe.

Suction-Cup Base
The thick base grips smooth surfaces for hands-free positioning and is also compatible with a harness.

BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW

Use plenty of hybrid or water-based lubricant. Seriously. You’re putting a cobra in there; this is no time to get stingy. Afterward, wash thoroughly with warm water and soap and allow it to dry completely before returning it to whatever horrifying enclosure you’ve designated for it.

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