7 Best Ride-On Sex Toys

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Ride-on sex toys are pretty much what they sound like: toys made to grind, rock, or ride against while your hips provide some—or all—of the action. Your body weight adds pressure, your movement controls the pace, and your hands are free to pursue other interests.

And we have come a long way from putting a vibrator on a pillow and hoping it stays there.

There are compact grinding pads, clitoral stimulators, insertable riders, thigh-mounted toys and full-size machines that rock or thrust underneath you. Some are discreet enough for a nightstand. One of ours looks like it should come with financing.

We picked seven favorites, each for a completely different reason.

Here’s who made the cut.

#1 BEST COMPACT: GRINDERS ROCKER VIBRATING PAD

At just under seven inches long, the Grinders Rocker packs a ride-on setup into roughly the real estate of a paperback. Its curved silicone body gives you a broad grinding surface, dual motors bring the vibration, and the remote keeps your hands from having to go looking for buttons.

Bed, chair, pillow, floor—use it, move it, then stick it in a drawer. It’s the rideable sex toy for anyone who wants the experience without acquiring a new piece of furniture.

Why it made the list: Big ride-on energy. Very modest square footage.

#2 BEST NON-BINARY: URSELF PULSEPAD

The URSELF PulsePad keeps its options open. This little 4-inch silicone grinder has two usable sides—wavy ridges for texture and a smooth side for pressure—plus 10 vibration modes and a wireless remote. Ride it on a pillow, sandwich it between bodies, or slide it into a strap harness and give the wearer something to enjoy, too.

There’s no penetration required and no particular set of parts needed to make it work, which makes the PulsePad especially friendly to transgender and non-binary bodies, including anyone navigating genital dysphoria. It’s flexible, unfussy, and refreshingly unconcerned with what you’ve got going on downstairs.

Why it made the list: No gender reveal party required.

#3 BEST THRUSTING: JOCK STUDS POWER ROD THRUSTING RIDE-ON DILDO

The Jock Studs Power Rod brings its own pelvis to the party. Nearly five pounds of sculpted silicone gives you a broad, stable base with a realistic insertable dildo, while three powered thrusting speeds supply the movement underneath you. Ten vibration modes and a wireless remote pile on the amenities.

That substantial base is what separates it from smaller mounted dildos. It stays planted while the motor does the repetitive work, giving you the stability and powered movement that make this a true ride-on sex toy, rather than a dildo that happens to be along for the ride.

Why it made the list: You ride. It thrusts. A fair division of labor.

#4 WEIRDEST: LORD NEPTUNE VIBRATING SILICONE GRINDER

Lord Neptune looks like something the ocean would like back, but here we are. The thick, ridged silicone grinder has a removable vibrating bullet with 10 settings, a wireless remote, and an adjustable strap that turns a thigh, pillow or sturdy piece of furniture into its new home.

That strap is what makes this bizarre little sea monster surprisingly versatile. You can ride it, grind against it, use it with a partner, or relocate it whenever the current habitat isn't working out. And underneath all the marine biology, it's a genuinely practical hands-free design.

Why it made the list: Proof that weird can also be remarkably practical.

#5 BEST CLITORAL: LICKING VIBEPAD 2

The Licking VibePad 2 is what happens when a grinding pad gets a very generous benefits package. Two soft vibrating humps give you plenty of surface for pressure and movement, while a small flicking tongue nestled between them delivers seven licking patterns. It even warms up, so your clitoris is officially receiving better workplace benefits than most Americans.

Because you’re riding the whole pad, a small shift of the hips changes where the tongue, vibration and pressure land. The wireless remote handles the settings, leaving you free to concentrate on the important administrative work.

Why it made the list: Because it promotes your clitoris to upper management.

#6 FANCIEST: COWGIRL ROCKING SADDLE SEX MACHINE

The Cowgirl Rocking Saddle is the closest thing on our list to having your own private amusement park ride. It’s a proper saddle you climb aboard and rock against, with enough powered extras and interchangeable attachments to make the smaller ride-on toys look like carry-on luggage.

It’s substantial without being enormous, unapologetically fancy, and built specifically around the act of riding. Nobody is balancing this thing on a pillow and hoping for the best.

Why it made the list: Because sometimes you want the upgrade package.

#7 BEST ACCESSIBLE: GENDER X DAILY GRIND

The Gender X Daily Grind works especially well from a seated position. Its broad, flexible body can be placed directly on a wheelchair seat, chair or bed and positioned under you for grinding, giving you plenty of contact without requiring the toy to be held in place throughout use.

That can mean a lot less gripping, reaching and repositioning for people with limited mobility or dexterity. Once you’ve found the placement that works for your body, you can use your weight and whatever hip or pelvic movement is comfortable to control the pressure and stimulation.

Why it made the list: Less gripping, less holding, less repositioning. More grinding.

Didn’t find your perfect match? Browse all of our ride-on sex toys and find something worth getting on top of.

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