Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice

Dice, Dice, Baby

Who needs imagination? Welcome to the Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice: a game so lazy even your browser history judges it. Seriously—two dice, a handful of dirty words, and somehow people pay for this. But hey, if it gets you naked and laughing, who cares?

Unlike standard sex dice, these get VERY specific: The Red Die tells you what to do: “Rub Their Dick or Pussy,” “Watch Them Masturbate,” or “Tickle Their Butthole.” Groundbreaking, right? The Pink Die tells you how: “Against the Wall,” “While Talking Dirty,” or “While You Both Watch Porn.” Truly revolutionary adult fun.

One thing’s for sure: even if the game is lazy, the results are never boring.

Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice Key Features:

• Includes two 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. 
• This game will have you laughing, kissing, sucking, f**cking, and who knows what else!
• These dice are small, portable, and won’t take up valuable space on your game shelf.
• All-Inclusive - Can be played by straight or gay couples.
• For adults only!

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