King Cock XL Dong

One Cock To Rule Them ALL.

Bow down, peasants. The King Cock XL Dong has entered the chat—and this royal staff has no mercy. With a fat, veiny shaft, a swollen crown, and a pair of mighty balls, this monarch was born to conquer holes and topple kingdoms. Stick the ironclad suction cup to any flat battlefield—wall, floor, shower, dungeon door—and summon your very own Game of Bones.

Every inch of this royal scepter will claim your territory inch by brutal inch, and when you’re ready for a two-player campaign, just strap it into a harness and go full medieval on your partner. Crafted in the USA from body-safe PVC, the King is phthalate-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic—because nothing says “royalty” like a clean bill of health. 

Now, grab your lube and swear your loyalty. Because when the King calls…your hole obeys.

Care: All that's missing is a squeeze of hybrid or water-based lubricant to take your pleasure to the next level. Cleanup’s easy—use soap, water, or toss an XL condom over this royal battering ram before battle.

Key Stats (aka Battle Intel):

• With King Cocks, every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. 
• Material: Phthalate-free PVC, detailed with kingly veins and a tip that demands fealty.
• Insertable length: 8–9 inches (depending on which beast you pick).
• Diameter: 2–2.25 inches thick—built for noble destruction.
• Suction-cup base: sturdy enough to outlast your shaky knees.
• Proudly Made in America.

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