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Sex Gag Gifts

Sex Gag Gifts

Trying to playfully rib your favorite prude? Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts here and see if your people can take a hilariously suggestive joke. Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys!

  • Smuggle your Booze Cosmetic Bag Flask Hide Your Liquor in this sneaky cosmetic bag

    Smuggle your Booze Cosmetic Bag Flask

    Smuggle Your Booze

    $17.99
    Girl, You Need A Touch Up! They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but LIQUOR certainly ranks highly among our favorite besties, making this Smuggle your Booze Cosmetic Bag Flask a necessity. This functional nylon zippered case is designed to...
    $17.99
  • Smuggle Your Booze Smart Phone Flask Phone Flask

    Smuggle Your Booze Smart Phone Flask

    Smuggle Your Booze

    $12.99
    Hello? It's Me, Tequila. Nothing sucks the fun out of an event like long lines and expensive drinks, but this Smuggle Your Booze Smart Phone Flask will let you call your good friend Jose Cuervo whenever you need some quick emotional support! This...
    $12.99
  • Stress Breasts Stress Breasts

    Stress Breasts

    Spencer & Fleetwood

    $16.99
    Boobs: Nature's Antidepressants! Need to calm your tits? When it comes to stress relief, nothing releases the dopamine quite like a dope set of mammaries! A fast, convenient, and most importantly - LEGAL - way to get your squeeze on, these Stress Breasts...
    $16.99
  • The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book - Wood Rocket

    The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    More Fun Than Fornite! Looking for hot stepmoms in your area? Enjoy some full-grown fuckery with The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book. Perfect when paired with a juice box and a fruit roll-up, this 24-page tribute to cougar love will keep you...
    $14.00
  • Wood Rocket Clitoris Large Pin - Pink Pink Glitter Clit Pin

    Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.99
    8,000 Nerve Endings Can't be Wrong.  Are you a proud member of the Cliteracy? Rock that BCE (big clit energy) and spread your pro-clit agenda with this Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket! A glittery anatomical rendering of your favorite...
    $10.99
  • Classic Porn Playing Cards from Wood Rocket Inside Desiree Cousteau playing card

    Classic Porn Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Add some GRINDHOUSE To Your Game.   Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky plot twists, but there's just something...
    $12.99
  • The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    The Anal Sex Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is jam-packed with your favorite hobby: BUTT STUFF. And,...
    $14.00
  • The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24 hot lesbian sex scenarios that are sure to hit the (G)...
    $14.00
  • The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    The Gay Porn Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $14.00
    Raw and Uncut! Prefer your art therapy with a side of beefcake? Grab your crayons and get a load of The Gay Porn Coloring Book! Designed with 24 different hot gay sex scenarios, this boner's manual will have you working HARD on your coloring skills...
    $14.00
  • Nude Female Playing Cards Wood Rocket Nude Playing Cards

    Nude Female Playing Cards

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing Cards are sure to elevate your T & A game! This...
    $12.99
  • Rock Candy Gummy Bear Vibe - Blue Blue Gummy Bear Vibrator

    Rock Candy Gummy Bear Vibe

    Rock Candy

    $16.99
    A Bear Necessity! Small, colorful and squishy..who doesn't love gummy bears? Made in the classic shape of the candy we all know and love, this Rock Candy Gummy Bear Vibe may look good enough to eat, but it serves a completely different (yet delicious)...
    $16.99

Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.

Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.

Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!

Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.

Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!