Classic Porn Playing Cards

GO RETRO.

Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Add some grindhouse to your game with Wood Rocket's Classic Porn Playing Cards! Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky plot twists, but there's just something special about vintage skin flicks. These retro cards will take you back to that magical time when Johnny Wad still roamed the earth and "Porno" was shown in seedy theaters (not cell phones.)

This standard card deck features 54 of the FILTHIEST cult classics from porn's golden age, including Swedish Sorority Girls, The Long Ranger, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, John Holmes' Girls On Fire, and more. Play your cards right and you'll be the master of seventies and eighties cinematic SMUT!

Classic Porn Playing Cards Key Features:

• Born to late to experience the golden age of porn? This dirty deck features movie posters from the swingin' adult movies you missed out on! 
• What you see is what you get - 54 X-Rated movie titles (The pictures themselves are risque but non-explicit.)
• Makes a great conversation starter at poker games, bachelor parties, and birthday bashes. 
• Card deck comes in a standard 3.5" x 2 1.5" poker deck size.
• Officially licensed by the masters of classic porn at V.C.X.

Wood Rocket: Where Sex And Humor Collide! Do you like your adult content EXTRA WEIRD? So does Wood Rocket! Known for creating the best parody porn around, Wood Rocket also produces dirty merch and gag gifts that are hilariously offensive as they are pop-culture savvy. Entertaining, silly, and always memorable, Wood Rocket’s fun collection of Pins, Playing Cards, and Coloring Books are sure to put a smile on your face – or someone else’s. Let's get WEIRD!