Classic Porn Playing Cards

KEEP POKER NIGHT FILTHY!

Remember the days before the internet ruined your attention span and your imagination? When getting your fantasy fix meant actual effort—and maybe a little embarrassment at the local grindhouse? Welcome back, friend. Wood Rocket’s Classic Porn Playing Cards are here to resurrect the golden era of grainy films, ridiculous plots, and John Holmes’… well, everything.

This isn’t just nostalgia—it’s a full-on cinematic smut revival. Shuffle these 54 cards and revisit the weird, wonderful, and wildly inappropriate titles that defined porn before your Wi-Fi existed: Swedish Sorority Girls, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, John Holmes’ Girls on Fire, and more.

Play your cards right and you’ll become the undisputed master of seventies and eighties erotic absurdity. Bonus points if you try to explain any of the plots to a friend sober.

Classic Porn Playing Cards Key Features:

• Born to late to experience the golden age of porn? This dirty deck features movie posters from the swingin' adult movies you missed out on! 
• What you see is what you get - 54 X-Rated movie titles (The pictures themselves are risque but non-explicit.)
• Makes a great conversation starter at poker games, bachelor parties, and birthday bashes. 
• Card deck comes in a standard 3.5" x 2 1.5" poker deck size.
• Officially licensed by the masters of classic porn at V.C.X.

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