Keep Poker Night Filthy.

Because porn was weirder before Wi-Fi ruined everything.

Remember when getting your fantasy fix required imagination, effort, and a little shame at the local video counter? Before algorithms, autoplay, and fifteen open tabs? Welcome back. The Classic Porn Playing Cards are here to resurrect the golden age of grainy films, absurd plots, and performers with truly unforgettable résumés.

This 54-card deck is a full-blown cinematic smut revival, featuring iconic titles from the seventies and eighties — the era when porn had storylines, questionable mustaches, and absolutely zero concern for realism. Shuffle the deck and relive legendary names like Swedish Sorority Girls, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, John Holmes’ Girls on Fire, and other gloriously inappropriate classics.

Play your cards right and you’ll become the most insufferable expert in retro erotic nonsense at the table. Bonus points if you attempt to explain any of the plots sober.

Key Features

Adults-only playing card deck celebrating classic porn cinema
54 X-rated movie titles from the golden age of adult films
Risqué, non-explicit artwork inspired by original movie posters
Perfect for poker nights, bachelor parties, and deeply unserious gatherings
Standard poker deck size: 3.5 x 2.5 inches
Officially licensed by V.C.X., the archivists of classic porn

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.