Boobs: Nature’s Antidepressants.

Squeeze responsibly. No court dates required.

Need to calm your tits? When stress hits hard, nothing delivers instant emotional support quite like a perfectly squeezable pair of Stress Breasts.

Designed for maximum smooshability, these stress toys squish, stretch, pull, bounce, and snap right back into shape like nothing ever happened. They’re fast, convenient, and — most importantly — legal. Small enough to stash in a desk drawer, bag, or hand, they’re always ready when life needs to be kneaded into submission.

Key Features

A hilariously therapeutic stress toy for desks, bags, and bad days
Squeeze, stretch, pull, and squish — returns to original shape every time
Pocket-sized for discreet stress relief on demand
Size: Big enough!

Spencer & Fleetwood

Based in the UK, Spencer & Fleetwood specializes in bold, funny party favors and novelty gifts sourced from global trends and bad ideas executed well. From edible jokes to conversation-starting accessories, their products are designed to get laughs, raise eyebrows, and absolutely not be taken seriously.