Fuck Water Lubricants

When spit and courage aren’t enough.

Fuck Water is a performance-driven lubricant brand built around one simple idea: if something is going on (or in) your body, it should be made with the same care and quality as anything else you trust. Developed by the team at Non-Friction Products and manufactured in North America, Fuck Water was created through extensive real-world testing, multiple formula revisions, and a serious commitment to getting it right.

Their formulas use food-grade, body-safe ingredients because, as anyone with experience knows, lubricant doesn’t always stay exactly where you expect it to. Everything is designed with that reality in mind — no unnecessary fillers, no sketchy additives, just slick, reliable performance when things get intense.

Fuck Water products are FDA 510(k) certified and proudly made in the USA, combining professional manufacturing standards with the kind of hands-on development you only get when a brand actually cares about how their products feel in use. Whether you’re stocking up for solo sessions, partner play, or anything in between, Fuck Water is about quality, safety, and doing the job without cutting corners.