READY TO HIT THE SHOWER, BRO?

A little pre-show prep keeps everybody happier, and the Sport Fucker Locker Room Hose is here to help get your backstage situation under control. Made from premium platinum-grade silicone, these flexible shower hoses move naturally with your body for a more comfortable clean-out.

For the guys who ran out of toilet paper, the perfectionists who want things absolutely spotless, and anyone whose plans involve more than awkward eye contact and Netflix, simply attach it to your standard metal shower hose (not included) and let water pressure do the heavy lifting. With three lengths available, you decide how far down the rabbit hole today's cleaning project goes.

Key Features

Uses Shower Water Pressure
Creates a more direct clean compared to traditional enema bags.

Flexible Platinum Silicone
Soft, body-safe construction bends naturally with your body.

Universal Connection
Fits standard half-inch shower hose threads with an easy no-kink design.

Easy Cleaning
Dishwasher-safe silicone for simple maintenance.

Pick Your Length
Available in 9", 12", and 18" options.

Before & After The Afterglow

Wash thoroughly before and after use with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap.

Allow everything to dry completely before storing.

Compatible with standard shower hose systems using half-inch fittings.

Sport Fucker: Fuck Like A Legend!

Born in California and built without apologies, Sport Fucker creates gear for people who don't believe in playing it safe. From platinum silicone dildos and plugs to toys that look like they belong in a locker room fantasy fever dream, their lineup leans hard into confidence, durability, and unapologetic attitude. Built tough. Built loud. Built for people who came to play.