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Sip on some BBC! Hey Girl, we've seen your instagram and you look a little thirsty. Our Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle will keep you hydrated with 20 ounces of your favorite beverage. Perfect...

GO EAT A DICK (AND LOVE IT.) Get puckered up and ready to suck! No fun-sized dick pop here: Our huge Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop is 10 inches of well-hung strawberry fun. A real mouth-watering treat, Gummy...

Erect The Perfect Party Table! Does your Bachelorette Party decor seem a little limp? Wow your guests and jizz things up with this massive Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece. Huge, pink and ready...

Tits A Wonderful Life. Remember the very first time you set your eyes on a mouth-watering set of knockers? This bite-sized Strawberry Booby Pop will take you back to the ultimate oral fixation:...

Baking Is FUN. Why pay a bakery for an expensive X-rated cake when you can simply bake your own? Our Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2 Pack is perfect for baking delicious dick-themed cakes or...

It's the TITS. If there's one thing we can all agree on it's this: Young or Old, Gay or straight, everyone thinks boobs are GREAT. A whole lot more fun than Gummy Bears, our grown-up Gummy Boobs...

Go Eat A Box Of Dicks! If there's one thing that nobody can resist, it's gummies in the shape of just about anything..even itty-bitty dicks! If you disagree, we kindly invite you to pull these out at...