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Sip on some BBC! Hey Girl, we've seen your instagram and you look a little thirsty. Our Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle will keep you hydrated with 20 ounces of your favorite beverage. Perfect...

Rainbow Dick, on a stick, fun to suck, fun to lick! Is your favorite flavor DICK? Our Jumbo Candy Rainbow Cock Pop is a sweet way to practice your deep throat skills! And, this sweet and tasty...

GET THAT HUNG TONGUE!   Want to make em' cum quicker with your licker? Our glow-in-the-dark Vibrating Tongue Dinger Ring is designed to electrify your oral skills with no piercing or body...

Erect The Perfect Party Table! Does your Bachelorette Party decor seem a little limp? Wow your guests and jizz things up with this massive Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece. Huge, pink and ready...

Baking Is FUN. Why pay a bakery for an expensive X-rated cake when you can simply bake your own? Our Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2 Pack is perfect for baking delicious dick-themed cakes or...

Go Eat A Box Of Dicks! If there's one thing that nobody can resist, it's gummies in the shape of just about anything..even itty-bitty dicks! If you disagree, we kindly invite you to pull these out at...