Male Masturbators
Sure, sex is great but most guys know masturbation is the simplest form of self-care. As Louis C.K. once said, "It's easy, fun, and no one gets hurt." And, while we’re all for the DIY route, sometimes it’s more fun to sit back and let a toy beat our meat for us. Luckily, there are plenty of new male sex toys to get excited about. Have your choice of the top-rated male masturbators like our stroker sleeves, pocket pussies, or automated BJ machines. Or enjoy the girlfriend experience with our realistic sex dolls.
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Zolo Pocket Pool Mini Stroker
Zolo Toys
$12.99Sink Your Shot! Need a little Snook-her and CHILL? Our Zolo Pocket Pool Mini Stroker does it all, with a small, portable egg shape that's easy to conceal, but can still handle your big stick. Zolo's remarkable stretch capabilities allow it expand over...$12.99 -
Extreme Mega Bator Rechargeable Stroker & Phone Mount
Pipedream
$199.99"Go Away, I'm Batin'" - Frito, Idiocracy. Dating apps have made hooking up easier than ever, but sometimes a guy is more interested in batin' than datin'. When you need to get in and GET OFF, the Extreme Mega Bator Rechargeable Stroker & Phone...$199.99 -
Oxballs Sackjack Wearable Jack Off Sheath
Oxballs
$66.00BLOW YOUR LOAD. Got Oxballs? This fearless, in-your-face toy line for men engineers diabolical new ways to get your needs met and your kinks out - like this Sackjack Wearable Jack Off Sheath. You've never seen a jack sleeve like this! Oxballs took...$66.00 -
Cheap Thrills Jack Sleeve - The Roller Girl (Dark)
California Exotics
$12.99Roll One Out! Got no money, Honey? You can still get in the THOTTO ZONE on the cheap! Our Cheap Thrills Jack Sleeve - The Roller Girl (Dark) features supple insides and tight lips to wrap around every inch of your pleasure rod - warm, tight and just...$12.99 -
Home Grown Bioskin "Mistress" Doggie Style Ass
Curve Toys
$79.00The Perfect Fuck Buddy! Looking for discreet encounters? We've got something safer than Tinder, more discreet than Ashley Madison, and WAY more fun than your hand! Our Home Grown Bioskin "Mistress" Doggie Style Ass is one pound of sweet, tight,...$79.00 -
Dorcel Toys: Men's Deep Stroker
Marc Dorcel Sex Toys
$21.00It's what's inside that counts. Ready for the deep dive? Take the plunge with our Dorcel Toys: Men's Deep Stroker. Soft and tight just the way you like it, let this thick-ribbed tunnel grip every inch of you. This flexible elastomer...$21.00 -
Hot Octopuss Pulse - The World's First Guybrator
Hot Octopuss
$149.00 - $189.00The Force Is Strong With This One! Think vibrators are just for women? Let us reinvent the way you masturbate with the Hot Octopuss Pulse - The World's First Guybrator. Launched in 2013, Pulse was different from any other toy that had come before it. By...$149.00 - $189.00 -
Basic Essentials Cheap Date - Masturbation Sleeve
California Exotics
$5.00Netflix and Chill..With Yourself! Face it - everything is expensive..that is, everything but this Basic Essentials Cheap Date - Masturbation Sleeve. Unlike an actual date, this Basic B promises a happy ending without sending you spiralling even further...$5.00 -
Balls Deep 9 Inch Strokers
Doc Johnson
$46.00Fully Commit to Every Stroke! Do short, hand-held masturbation sleeves have you singing "Why not take ALL of me?" Every guy likes to go deep, so our longer than average Balls Deep 9 Inch Strokers are designed to take everything you've got - even the big...$46.00 -
Stroke 29 Male Masturbation Cream
Empowered Products
$18.99 - $28.99Elevate Your Front Stroke. Aren't you a little too old to still use hand lotions and hair conditioner to masturbate? It's time to graduate to some better jack-off material: Stroke 29! Created for luxuriously lengthy jack sessions, Stroke 29 Male...$18.99 - $28.99 -
Kimberly Kane Porn All-Star Pocket Pal Pussy
Doc Johnson
MSRP: $32.00$29.00Yes you KANE. Bring your fantasies to life with Doc Johnson's Stroker Series. Molded directly from your favorite porn stars and recreated in realistic Ultraskin material, these compact masturbators are an inexpensive hack to a GREAT stroke session. Ready...MSRP: $32.00$29.00 -
Ashton Moore UR3 Pocket Pussy
Doc Johnson
$21.00Need MOORE sex? Bring your fantasies to life with Doc Johnson's Stroker Series. Molded directly from your favorite porn stars and recreated in realistic Ultraskin material, these compact masturbators are an inexpensive hack to a GREAT stroke session...$21.00