VeDO Hummer Oral Masturbator for Men - 2.0

THE BJ MACHINE MANKIND HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.
“Even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset..” ― Chuck Palahniuk

Since the quest for fire or the invention of the wheel, mankind has been on an epic search for the ultimate technological breakthrough: the automated blowjob.

Now that the search is finally over. Evolution, meet the VeDO Hummer Oral Masturbator for Men. This fully automatic suction stroker delivers up to 109 suction impulses per minute and is built to do something most sleeves only promise: actually do the work.

The updated Hummer 2.0 pushes things even further. With top speeds up to 180 RPM and suction pulses reaching 200 impulses per minute, this machine delivers unpredictable, fully automatic patterns that feel anything but mechanical. Eight auto modes, multiple speed levels, and a deep textured sleeve combine to create sessions that never play out the same way twice.

And because the entire point of technology is to make life easier, the Hummer’s clever design means you don’t have to use your hands. Just sit back, pick your suction pattern, and let the machine get to work.

Love edging? The Hummer is also fantastic for stamina training. Multiple power levels allow you to dial in the intensity, control the build, and focus on the long scenic route instead of racing to the finish line.

But who are we kidding? With a machine like this, feel free to go ahead and blow your load.

How To Use It

Apply water-based lubricant to the sleeve before inserting. Choose your preferred suction mode or speed setting and allow the automated stroking and suction system to handle the rhythm.

The included remote makes it easy to adjust intensity without interrupting your session.

After use, remove the sleeve and clean with warm water and toy cleaner before allowing it to dry fully.

After the Afterglow

Remove the internal sleeve and rinse thoroughly with warm water and toy cleaner. Allow all components to dry completely before reassembling and storing.

Use water-based lubricant for best results and to help extend the life of the sleeve.

Key Features

Automatic suction male masturbator designed to simulate oral stimulation

Hummer 2.0 technology with speeds up to 180 RPM and up to 200 suction impulses per minute

Eight automatic suction programs for varied and unpredictable stimulation

Deep 6.5 inch textured internal sleeve that vibrates independently

Hands-free operation with powerful internal motor

Remote control included for easy adjustments during play

Expandable chamber designed to accommodate most penis sizes

Cylinder dimensions: Length 9 inches, Max width 3 inches

Main unit dimensions: Length 8.5 inches, Width 5 inches

Body-safe materials: Silicone, TPE, and ABS free of phthalates and latex

Rechargeable design with included charging cable

What's In The Box:
VeDO Hummer Machine
Remote Control
Quick-Start User Guide
Charging Cable

Reviews

"The Hummer 2.0 isn’t a refresh - it’s a genuinely new machine. That doesn't mean the original Hummer isn't great, it simply means the 2.0 has a ton more features and benefits to justify the higher price."
— theenhancedmale.com

"Imagine a Fleshlight, but ten times better."
— Them.us

"No, it's not the latest VR-capable gaming console, but it sure runs like it. Operating at 180 suction impulses per minute, this machine has the power to replicate blowjobs and stroking with unparalleled stamina."
— GQ Magazine, UK

VēDO
These folks don’t just make toys — they engineer orgasms. Known for sleek design and body-safe materials, VēDO creates pleasure tech that blends modern engineering with unapologetic fun. The result is a lineup of toys that look good, feel better, and deliver serious performance where it matters most.