Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo

MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

We’re gonna need a bigger nightstand.

Looking for a larger-than-life experience? You could try scaling a mountain, but the Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo is considerably more alarming. Riding that fine line between bravery and insanity, Moby boasts a gut-annihilating 24-inch length and a 6.3-inch diameter. If you aren’t scared yet, you should be.

Any attempt at mastering this beast comes with dire consequences, which is why we can’t actually recommend penetration. (Are you crazy?) As with any extreme sport, something this size requires tremendous determination, patience, persistence, and SO...MUCH...LUBE.

At 26 pounds, Moby is less a sex toy than a piece of furniture with a penis problem. The firm yet flexible PVC gives this monstrosity enough structure to stand proudly on its own, while still providing some bend and spring. And if 24 inches of dick proves overly ambitious, Moby has options: coat rack, foot stool, dumbbell, conversation piece, or possibly a lethal weapon in some states.

Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo Key Features

Twenty-Six Pounds of Poor Judgment
Moby stands a full 24 inches tall with a 21-inch shaft and a staggering 6.3-inch maximum diameter.

Firm, Flexible PVC
Dense enough to stand upright on its own, with enough flexibility and spring to keep this from technically qualifying as masonry.

Disturbingly Realistic
Veins, sculpted anatomy and realistic detailing ensure that absolutely nobody will mistake Moby for an innocent household object.

Surprisingly Versatile
Sex toy. Coat rack. Foot stool. Dumbbell. Trade-show attraction. Home-defense system. Moby contains multitudes.

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