Darth Invader 15" Dildo

THE EMPIRE FUCKS BACK.

Luke is going to need so much therapy.

Meet the Darth Invader 15" Dildo—Because apparently someone looked at Darth Vader and thought, Would.

This massive member comes fully armored for battle: chest plate, cape, helmet, and one very intimidating saber. At 15 inches long and a staggering 3 inches thick, Darth is strictly for highly trained Jedi. Padawans, sit this one out.

And because apparently the ability to destroy a planet wasn’t enough, he also has a powerful suction-cup base. Mount your Sith Lord to a smooth surface and contemplate how George Lucas could possibly have prepared us for this.

Darth Invader 15" Dildo Key Features

Absolutely Fucking Enormous
Measures 15 inches overall with 14 inches insertable and a formidable 3-inch maximum diameter.

Fully Armored
Helmet, chest plate, cape and unmistakable galactic-villain styling make this perhaps the least subtle dildo in the known universe.

Powerful Suction Base
Mounts to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free positioning.

Premium PVC
Made from phthalate-free and latex-free PVC.

Advanced Players Only
Fourteen insertable inches and that 3-inch diameter make this one for people who have already completed their training.

BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW

Bring plenty of water-based or hybrid lubricant before taking on the Empire. Afterward, wash Darth thoroughly with warm soapy water or toy cleaner, let him air dry, and store him away from other soft sex toys.

One important note: Darth has a flanged base, but it isn’t particularly wide for a dildo of this size, so keep a grip on him during anal play. Your proctologist has seen enough Sith artifacts already.

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