ALIENS DO IT BETTER!

Do human women feel a little too... terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing—and now you don’t have to either. Meet the Mutant Pussy Stroker, the closest thing to space coochie this side of Area 51.

Only this extraterrestrial encounter got a serious upgrade. Doc Johnson gives you a full 7 inches of handcrafted ULTRASKYN length and a hyper-textured interior. The soft material warms to the touch for a more realistic feel, while the mutant-green opening suggests something has gone catastrophically wrong back at the lab.

Consider this your invitation to boldly go where no human has gone before. When the mission is over, screw the lid back on and nobody needs to know what happened. The canister is so convincingly energy-drink-ish that you could leave it sitting in the cup holder of your F-150 and nobody would bat an eye.

Just don’t let anybody ask you for a sip.

Key Features

Handcrafted ULTRASKYN
Soft, realistic-feeling material that warms to the touch for a more lifelike experience.

Hyper-Textured Interior
Deep internal texture makes this mutant considerably more interesting on the inside.

7" Full-Length Stroker
Measures 7 inches overall with a generous 6 inches of usable length.

2.75" Diameter / 8.5" Circumference
Substantial enough for a full-sized stroker while remaining comfortable to grip and control by hand.

Monster Green Opening
An aggressively unnatural shade of green for your freakiest extraterrestrial fantasies.

Discreet Canister Design
Screw the lid back on for convenient storage, travel, and an extremely convincing impression that you desperately need caffeine.

Phthalate-Free & Body-Safe
Made from body-safe, phthalate-free material for repeat encounters with your new alien life form.

Before & After The Afterglow

Use plenty of good water-based lubricant to keep your close encounter slippery, comfortable, and considerably more fun.

After play, clean thoroughly with warm water and a toy cleaner suitable for soft stroker materials. Allow the interior to dry completely before returning your mutant to its canister. Even extraterrestrial life forms get gross when you put them away wet.

Doc Johnson: American-Made Fun!

Providing adults with exceptionally good times since 1976, this iconic pleasure brand is on a mission to keep the good times going strong with unique sex toys that merge classic design with contemporary function. Now in its second generation as an adult industry leader, Doc Johnson is still family-owned and has grown to become the largest adult toy manufacturer in America.