Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug

GO BIG OR GO GNOME.

There goes the neighborhood.

Searching for buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with the Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug. Gnomes may be better known for lurking around gardens, but you won’t find this little bastard at Home Depot.

Made from hot pink silicone, this deeply confused piece of lawn decor has a pointy hat, rippling texture and a plump 2-inch diameter designed to fill your butt with good luck. The wide flanged base keeps your new tenant safely above ground, while the flexible silicone gives him enough bend to settle into his new home.

My milkshake brings all the gnomes to the yard. Unfortunately, this is where they’re going.

Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug Key Features

A Troll for Your Hole
The unmistakable gnome shape combines a pointed hat with a heavily rippled surface for plenty of texture.

Plump 2-Inch Girth
The probe gradually widens to a substantial 2-inch diameter for a fuller feel.

4-Inch Probe
Measures 4 inches long by 2 inches wide, packing an impressive amount of garden gnome into a relatively compact package.

Wide Flanged Base
The broad base keeps the gnome securely planted during anal play and provides an easy grip for removal.

Body-Safe Silicone
Flexible, unscented and phthalate-free silicone keeps this particular garden ornament much friendlier to sensitive skin.

BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW

Give your gnome plenty of hybrid or water-based lubricant before sending him underground. After play, wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or your favorite sex toy cleaner, rinse well and allow to dry completely before returning him to the garden shed.

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