Ride-On Sex Toys
Ride-On Sex Toys
ALWAYS ON TOP.
There’s a reason people like to ride things—horses, motorcycles, rollercoasters—anything that lets you take control or feel the power underneath you. This is that instinct, just aimed where it counts: ride-on vibrators, thrusters, and grinders that let you hump, thrust, and grind your way to orgasm without overthinking it..
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Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$230.00ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY. Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You just want something that shows up, does...$230.00 -
Vibrating Tentacle Grinder
Evolved Novelties
$119.00UNDER THE SEA… BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Let's go down where it’s wetter. Down where it’s… better. Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, it’s a tentacle. A vibrating tentacle grinder, in fact. But we’re not here to...$119.00 -
Cowgirl Rodeo Rider Hands-Free Thrusting Grinder
Children Of The Revolution
$145.00RIDE FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. Small, fast, and WAY more effective than it looks. There’s a reason riding works. It’s not complicated—it’s pressure, rhythm, and movement working together in a way your body already understands...$145.00 -
Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex Machine
Children Of The Revolution
$350.00MEET YOUR EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT SADDLE Control + pressure + rhythm = orgasm unlock There’s a reason people like to ride things—and no, we’re not going to over-explain it. The Cowgirl Rocking Saddle Sex Machine taps directly into that...$350.00 -
Gender X Daily Grind
GENDER X
$88.00For Every Body (and We Do Mean Every). It looks like something between a stingray, a sea creature, and a Pokémon who’s been through some things — and yet, the Gender X Daily Grind might be the most inclusive toy in your collection...$88.00 -
Thrust & Grind Pleasure Pad
NS Novelties
$82.00Your Personal Launchpad to "OH, YES." Real Talk: Gettin' off isn't always easy! But if you have a hard time self-pleasuring due to hand limitations, you'll find accessibility and fun come together beautifully in this Thrust & Grind Pleasure Pad...$82.00 -
LICKING VIBEPAD 2
ORION
$169.00JUST SIT ON IT. Control the pressure, the pace, and the outcome. What do women really want? Equality. Respect. Dresses with pockets. And a LICKING VIBEPAD 2. There’s no shortage of toys out there, but the VIBEPAD is something entirely different...$169.00 -
Dual Rider Remote-Control Bump & Grind
California Exotics
$129.00ON TOP. ON PURPOSE. Because this is where things actually start working. If you already know that grinding gets you there faster, this is your lane. The Dual Rider Remote-Control Bump & Grind is built for exactly that—pressure, rhythm, and...$129.00 -
PDX Plus Perfect Ride
Pipedream
$350.00PLEASED TO SEAT YOU Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is. Dildos are great. Love them. Respect them. But at some point you start thinking… what if I didn’t have to hold it? What if I could just get on it and go to town? Enter the...$350.00