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Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle Dildo. We...$49.99 -
Creature Cocks Tentacle Harness & Dildo
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$150.00RUIN ANIME FOR SOMEONE IN REAL TIME. The tentacles have changed sides. We all know the anime cliché—big-eyed waifs gasping for air while some overzealous octopus forgets the meaning of “consent.”...$150.00 -
Vibrating Tentacle Grinder
Evolved Novelties
$119.00UNDER THE SEA… BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Let's go down where it’s wetter. Down where it’s… better. Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, it’s a tentacle. A vibrating tentacle grinder, in fact. But we’re...$119.00 -
Into The Deep Octo-Wand
GENDER X
$84.00IT CAME FROM BELOW. Covered in suckers. Programmed for pleasure. The alarms are blaring. The lab tank is shattered. And whatever escaped is headed straight for your bed. Meet the Into The Deep...$84.00 -
Lovense Kraken Pocket Masturbator
Lovense
$5.99A LITTLE MONSTER IN YOUR POCKET. Ready at a moment's notice. Don't let the cute little egg fool you. The Lovense Kraken Pocket Masturbator is hiding a seriously fun surprise inside. Crack open the...$5.99 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
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$24.00FRESHLY MILKED. The ultimate nightmare fuel. Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks...$24.00
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