"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle

Smells Like Poor Life Decisions.

Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you smelling like you just left an airport strip club! This high-quality soy wax candle is fresh as a forest breeze—green, sharp eucalyptus with a hint of mint and honey. Fresh, airy, and herbal with that classic tea tree kick, there's nothing better to cover up the stench of menthol cigarettes and regret. 

"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle Key Features:

• Looking for a gift for your emotionally immature Buddies? Here's a candle for the Bros AND the Hoes! 
• These 8-oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment. 
• The candles do not expire, but for best use, burn within 1-2 years. (Scent strength will be minimally weakened after 1-2 years with open lids exposed to air.)
• Hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania—right in the heart of Amish country. 

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